Anyways, I’m tuned out of this social media shit. Going off the grid, y’all be easy. ✌🏽

Nobody is more chronically online than the person who has to constantly remind folks (on social media, mind you) how “tuned out” and “offline” they are. I’m telling you.

I read this as “blow his braids out” at first.

Screenshot of a tweet from the Compulsion Games account that includes a screengrab of Two-Toed Tom from the South of Midnight gameplay trailer + a copy that reads 'MUSTAAAAAARD!!'

Letting me run socials was the best worst decision

A rabid-looking Charlie from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” standing in front of an evidence board.

Y’all… stay with me… what if this entire beef was constructed by both Kendrick AND Drake as a ploy to expose the music industry as a whole and get out of the legal terms of their contracts? KEEP YO THIRD EYES OPEN, PEOPLE. REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES.

me for the past 12 hours #Kendrick #DodgerBlue

New scaring the hoes music just dropped. (This is album of the year, I fear)

I almost crashed out.

Bruh looking just like his damn daddy. (This is a Jeffrey Wright joke, but you already knew that)

Think I’m gonna wipe my Twitter clean and just use it for posting accolades and what not. My digital footprint over there is all over the place.

Post this on Twitter and watch the mentions roll in.

The moment they introduce voice notes on here, I’m taking this app over in 72 hours.

Solidarity shouldn’t be conditional.

I’m glad my feed isn’t as doomeristic as I thought it’d be. Popped in here out of curiosity and was met with cute art, memes and video game content.

Never forget there’s power in community. Protect the women in your lives. Protect the LGBTQ folks in your lives. Protect your children. Protect the Palestinians and Muslims in your lives. Protect them all. We all we got.

Twitter (X if you’re a dickhead) becoming a gigantic MAGA billboard is equally hilarious and insane to me. Almost every other ad is a right-wing/Trump post.

If you're a creator who:

-Takes long break periods
-Creates very slowly
-Has another full time job or engagement
-Struggles with productivity
-Is inconsistent

I'm sorry to tell you...

YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜

I just never really cared to.

I should watermark my voiceover stuff, but… ehh.

I would genuinely love to see a drafts and/or some kind of bookmark feature here. I think that would solidify my migration.

No ads here. No trolls. No rage bait. This must be what Paradise is like.

Figured my inaugural post on here should be one of the main things I was known for on “the other app.” Enjoy.