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Today is a perfect day for a journey down (or up) THE STAIRS, a serialized novel by @tomscocca.bsky.social found exclusively at INDIGNITY www.indignity.net/tag/the-stai...

The Stairs, Chapter 23 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 35

THE STAIRS www.indignity.net/the-stairs-c... www.indignity.net/the-stairs-c...

MR WRONG: Noise annoys Indignity Vol. 6, No. 34

Indignity Vol. 6, No. 34, MR WRONG: The Sound and the Fury: www.indignity.net/mr-wrong-noise-annoys/

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If all goes well, INDIGNITY will be publishing a new MR WRONG column today!

The Stairs, Chapter 22 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 33

Facebook friends, it's Indignity Vol. 6, No. 33: "Any resemblance to actual people, places, and events is entirely coincidental, with the exception of the events in Chapters One and Two, which happened more or less as written, in 1999." THE STAIRS, Chapter 22 www.indignity.net/the-stairs-chapter-22/

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Easter Promises Indignity Vol. 6, No. 31

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THE STAIRS - INDIGNITY This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, and events is entirely coincidental, with the exception of the events in Chapters One and Two, which happened more or less as writt...

This holiday weekend presents a wonderful opportunity for you to take a trip down THE STAIRS, the serialized novel by @tomscocca.bsky.social featured only at INDIGNITY! www.indignity.net/tag/the-stai...

The Stairs, Chapter 21 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 30

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MR WRONG: Foolin' with people's citizenship Indignity Vol. 6, No. 29

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SCREENSHOT OF TEXT: Failure Notice

No fooling, today we have been informed MR WRONG is hard at at work on a new column!

The Stairs, Chapter 20 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 28

Facebook friends, here is Indignity Vol. 6, No. 28, The Stairs, Chapter 20: Without thinking, I stooped and lunged and caught it. My fingers closed around startlingly soft fur. The body beneath was tiny and limber and bony, like a skinny kitten. www.indignity.net/the-stairs-chapter-20/

MR WRONG: Playing to the balcony Indignity Vol. 6, No. 25

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A Very Special Indignity Image Roundup Indignity Vol. 6, No. 24

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The Stairs, Chapter 19 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 25

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MR WRONG: Off the rack Indignity Vol. 6, No. 24

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The Stairs, Chapter 18 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 23

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MR WRONG: If the shoe fits Indignity Vol. 6, No. 22

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THE STAIRS - INDIGNITY This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, and events is entirely coincidental, with the exception of the events in Chapters One and Two, which happened more or less as writt...

It's a great weekend to run down THE STAIRS, now at chapter 17! www.indignity.net/tag/the-stai...

The Stairs, Chapter 17 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 21

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MR WRONG: Clocked out Indignity Vol. 6, No. 20

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The Stairs, Chapter 16 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 19

Indignity Vol. 6, No. 18, THE STAIRS, Chapter 16: A serialized novel by Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social www.indignity.net/the-stairs-chapter-16/

MR WRONG: The hammer party Indignity Vol. 6, No. 18

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The Stairs, Chapter 15 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 17

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Do Your Job Like It’s Work

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MR WRONG: Third place, happy place Indignity Vol. 6, No. 16

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The Stairs, Chapter 14 Indignity Vol. 6, No. 15

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MR WRONG: It's heart out there Indignity Vol. 6, No. 14

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The Clown Joke Indignity Vol. 6, No. 13

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