Feeling existential dread on the leg press machine

Starting the day right

Came here to comment the same thing

I keep ending up in the sauna with guys that clearly hate women

For once I agree with you

Can I hold it?

It’s 10:29 pm

I’m pretty sure this guy who has never acknowledged me is secretly obsessed with me

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You skeeted my father. Prepare to die!

This was my process of creating a coffee old fashioned recipe. I got pretty drunk because I tried a few different versions in one night.

I support your right to choose to be Texan just don’t shove it in my face

if you see this, post something orange from your gallery

My cousin lived on the Chicago marathon route. I was not made aware of that when we went out the night before and I crashed on her couch next to an open window.

And in other lighting:

And your least favorite

I’m pretty sure it’s a pulley system

No because I only wear woxers

a man wearing glasses and a blue jacket says i 'll be the judge of that ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue jacket says i 'll be the judge of that

Show face so we can see

Have you ever noticed how people didn’t get sunburns or cancer until they invented sunscreen? Cavemen didn’t wear sunscreen and they were the pinnacle of health

Me looking at the tacos and margaritas I’m going to order tonight

Asking my dom (MyFitnessPal) if I can have a treat (I can’t)

Have you tried sowing your wild oats?

Coil

I love a fellow hater

This doesn’t indicate me being a less hateful person. It just means there’s an open position.

I have finally let go of my one sided beef

When I go commando at the gym:

Milked