Could have run 100 marathons with all that extra time.

Ok, I lied. it was to minimize.

Well not to minimize, but does have plenty of time kill up there.

The Onion has agreed to a new deal to take over Infowars The Onion says it has a new deal to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars media company. If approved, the satirical news website could turn Infowars into a parody of itself.

Best news I've read in a LONG time. Please don't screw this up Texas judge.

www.npr.org/2026/04/20/n...

He's writing a new Lord of the Rings film. But I like your idea, too.

Who'd have imagined that rather than a wake up call or warning that it became a trend?

Who'd have imagined that rather than a wake up call or warning that it became a trend?

a cartoon character is laying on the floor with a pile of money ALT: a cartoon character is laying on the floor with a pile of money

Cha-ching!

Hope it pumped up the Lightning Canadian players

When will the USA bail him out?

I bet it didn't even get thirsty!

Isn't this more like auto racing?

Capitalism isn't looking so hot.

Money for nothing & your chicks on Epstein Island NOT for free.

Describes the MAGA-GOP platform on essentially every topic.

In a nutshell. 😊

a man with dreadlocks has a loading circle on his forehead and the words confused unga bunga on the bottom ALT: a man with dreadlocks has a loading circle on his forehead and the words confused unga bunga on the bottom

But that too hard.

Hey, journalists!

Could you do us all a favour?

Fact check Donald Trump BEFORE you quote him.

Then, if he's lying, we don't need the quote. A simple statement "Donald Trump lied again" will do.

Save us all a LOT of time - you don't have to write a lot of nonsense, we don't have to read it.

Well, as a whole I'm afraid we are both idiots & masochists.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Isn't Allah, God?

Any online betting on nuclear war odds?

As long as women I've known have done this, I've been happy to walk with them to their car or home.

Better get that pardon before Trump dies. I guess JD Vance will give a pardon for sexual favors, I'm sure.

Voters elect the Supreme Court through the president.

Something the stay at home & 3rd party voters forgot in 2016.
Will be decades of consequences.

Wonder what Iran is planning for.
USA is deploying a lot of troops. The ceasefire does just seem like time for USA soldiers to get into place.

Excommunicated? More like exorcism.

That's why I prefer to swim in shark infested waters & pet them. I'm not a seal so they leave me alone.

If rather they have the pope depantsing him in front of MAGA.

If rather they have the pope depantsing him in front of MAGA.

Dear Brits, from this
American-American:

Don't come here. Can I go there? I think I'd prefer it there?
I enjoy your humor & accent. Please get me out of this place.