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So frustrating…

Agreed. Let the free market duke it out over who creates the best Bond - just like we do with Dracula and Sherlock Holmes.

I really enjoyed it. I remember seeing the original short years ago and I never got around to seeing the feature version. I love how they tied the movie back into that short.

It’s kind of awesome that the movie was basically a prequel for the original short film. #mutantfam #lastdrivein #rareexports

An army of old elf dongs was not on my Christmas bingo card. #mutantfam #lastdrivein #rareexports @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Trick or treating for booze in a goat mask is totally my jam. Can we make that a thing over here? #mutantfam #rareexports @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Maybe “poke it with a stick” isn’t the best strategy… #mutantfam #rareexports #thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Deadstream

They can try, but one way or another, that report is coming out.

My thoughts on politics today…

I am also old and my edge is rather dull.

Officially done with the other place. Are the Skies any Bluer here?