Even funnier if he wrote them

Louisiana still Big Mad about wanting slaves

“Few songs in the history of pop music have achieved the status of Bohemian Rhapsody…And buried right in the center is a word that has been sung by hundreds of millions of people.

Bismillah! No! We will not let him go.

Bismillah means “in the name of God.” It is the opening word of the Qur’an.”

I know what I *hope* happens tomorrow

The Borgias would like a word

How did this evil cartoon come to life?

Or if they had just got Andrew Johnson at the same time, I'd have settled for that

Kind of a mean thing to post without alt txt

There used to be a saying "You'll never meet a confidence man you don't like"

Guess we all have now

Is there any one left who's viable in this race or are we stuck with Haircut and Handsy?

I don't see why it can't be a pirate. That's what I'm gonna call it from now on

Dancer wearing political stickers dancing on a table for a bunch of men. Pretty sure it's ai or at least heavily photoshopped

Honestly, at this point I'd rather he play golf *all* the time. If he's doing that, there's a possibility he does less damage to everything

Athy, athier, athiest

Even the toasters seem to have better manners that the majority on Twitter

Miss Sugars, a Siamese cat, nestles on her blanks. She is not actually wet in this picture

Most asked question in this house:
WHY ARE YOU WET?

GOOD GO DO THAT

He fancy

Woodrow Wilson would like a word

Why are there so many people who cannot understand
IF IT'S NOT YOURS, DON'T TOUCH IT

Don't exploit it, don't steal it, don't fuck it, don't extract labor from it, don't eat it, don't take it

IT'S NOT YOURS DON'T TOUCH IT

Stripe has a feather

I also do not have to lend my pickup to anyone who wants to move

Harsh=accurate

My friend got super drunk on St Patrick's day and said she was going leprechaun hunting. She got a box of Lucky Charms out, started throwing handfuls of them *everywhere,* screaming "WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE FUCKERS"

In 6th grade, they made us tour the nuclear plant

Dude looks like the Sorting Hat

Assuming civilization survives after this, there's gonna be a long list of names people will never give their children again

Train them to do what, exactly?

That's an opinion he should have kept to himself

It was 80° yesterday and now it's snowing

Why not? Everything else is that weird too