Show me a comparable DNS record and I’ll buy you a jar of pickled pigs feet.

PAPPPIIIIII

All Kents are Feds. De facto.

Kent is a fed

It works like a data-collection dildo. Y’all should stop fucking yourselves with it.

Val Broeksmit: A Comically Tragic Spy Val Broeksmit was a source for and antagonist of the FBI, Congress, FusionGPS, The New York Times, DDoSecrets, and many other journalists.

Val Broeksmit was an FBI informant who tried to entrap me and frame me as Phineas Fisher. Along the way, he tried to hack and inform on his enemies, journalists and Epstein.

This is his story.

Absolutely wild story and want to clarify my own involvement in this saga:

1.) I’m not a “former” hacker, I had yet to actually become one
2.) it’s difficult to actually describe what I’ve done! But I performed no black hat hacking
(Continued)

Val Broeksmit: A Comically Tragic Spy Val Broeksmit was a source for and antagonist of the FBI, Congress, FusionGPS, The New York Times, DDoSecrets, and many other journalists.

Loooooooooooooooooooong, thorough, and largely accurate piece about Val Broeksmit's involvement with the FBI by DDoS principal Emma Best, principal of @ddosecrets.com
emma.best/2025/08/08/v...

Was thinking about how you’re a drainage clog the other day.

Her breath smells like USA crotch right now.

An obsession with forecasting precisely can cause people to miss the forest for the trees. Trump's approach to the tariffs may not have been predictable per se, but more generally the financial world should not be surprised to have been screwed over by a proven conman

I’m joshing. Of course we’ll wait till the bottom hits, but energy stocks are a good bet now.

Hey I’m gonna buy a lot of stock tomorrow so there’s that.

I laid an egg today for free, and I used the front page of the times to wipe.

Yet you’re only focused on the reverse PTR records and not the original IPs or Gcore’s pledge to not work with Russia. I just asked questions; you’re cherry picking.

You were his dom?

One day she’ll do this to someone just as unhinged but more motivated than her who could have the gumption to shoot her in the face.

*fart sounds*

George Harrison would’ve laughed his ass off, which is all I care about. He’s also a better songwriter and guitar player.

Wonder how many babies he’s dropped out of windows on a coke bender.

How come all of their last names sound like chemicals you don’t want in your brain?

Isn’t there someone with $30-40k to spare to pay for an actual forensic analysis of my historical records of X . Com, Russia, China, and Musk?

Unlike Musk or any of the researchers who will profit from it, I will pledge to work for free for at least 40 hours with anyone who’ll take me up on it.

Well, it’s not funny. It’s hilarious.

It’s not funny now, and it won’t be funny when they use his substacks as evidence him in various prosecutions … but it is something that’s for sure.

Or is it the bear?

I think Betsy here maybe got Goober stoned on catnip.

Probably the equivalent to how many bear claws and pastries are available in FW at any given time.

Thank you. Same to you Kassandra.

He’s going to find out real soon.

It takes until a Palestinian politician quoted in the 20th paragraph of this story before this "remarkable proposal" is accurately described as ethnic cleansing