"More strip clubs than Vegas, more breweries than Germany. This city is magical." -- Dave Grohl.

Wait until Kornet hears about Portland’s place on the strip clubs per capita list

Oh yeah. He was a menace.

PLAYOFF BLAZERS

I will cease all my doubts from here on out. He's been electric lately. Plays like this for the 2026-2027 season and we're truly dangerous.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER ✌️🤘 GO BLAZERS.

Great game, @gurtsherm.bsky.social. what a series.

[inarticulate Portland noises]

PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS WIN GAME 2. PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS WIN GAME 2.

Charlie Kirk memorial pez dispenser would go hard

God bless Tiago Splitter. I know he hates doing this in a place he loves, which makes me admire him more.

I LOVE THIS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER. SORRY FOR THE MANY DOUBTS I HAD.

a basketball player wearing a red jersey with the number 00 on it is standing in front of a crowd of people . Alt: a basketball player wearing a red jersey with the number 00 on it is standing in front of a crowd of people .

Dear Scoot:

I won't post the "he's starting to believe" gif. You're there. Welcome to the Association, lad.

I fucking love the fight of this team, no matter what happens. We've got something here. Go Blazers. ❤️🖤

Toumani, you beautiful motherfucker, keep shooting.

And we left our team masseuse behind, so we're basically a walking MASH unit lol

Proud of my team for fighting you guys like this though, hope Wemby's alright. What a brawl.

Trump is within sight of an under 30% overall approval rating.

One of the most important causes right now is to establish a media narrative and popular support behind severe punishments and consequences to our present criminals running things.

Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

Mets/Their Fanbase should absolutely be higher than Yankees/Red Sox these days.

Exactly. I *love* dogs, but I don't know your dog and I don't like that five seconds of "welp, hope they're nice" when it's rushing towards me. 😂

woke 2

He had "Adagio for Strings" on the entire time he was writing it, family left him over his dedication to his....art?

I shit you not: this GIF from SpongeBob upset Brian Owendoff so much he wrote to the president of my neighborhood association and is threatening to get lawyers involved.

I’m crafting a response right now. Any fun ideas of what to include in my reply would be appreciated.

100%. I just can't trust anyone who doesn't support leash laws.

Been slower on my reading than usual, only about 30% of the way through this one, it's waiting for me to continue when I get home, but I wanted to give a quick early review:

This book is an all-timer, no wonder it cleaned house at awards time.

The Cleveland Browns org has done some surprisingly good things. The team's owners are also responsible for trading for Deshaun Watson and signing him to the richest contract in NFL history despite 22 different women accusing him of sexual assault.

And now they're NWSL owners.

Go. Ducks. 🦆🦆

i like how half the responses to this are like "a beautiful artist that died of AIDS" and the other half are like "Shannon Tweed's big ol' titties"