Nice swasticar, loser.
You heading to Steak n Shake?

Marla loves pets on her big marshmallow belly.
Too bad she expresses her enjoyment with love nips.

Yes! I'm having a low-symptom day so I can actually care for myself.

I am 35

My sweet lady, Roslin, loves the papasan.

I'm glad I quit smoking
I'm glad I quit vaping
I'm glad I quit drinking
I'm glad I quit opiates
Let me have my diet coke in peace

New meds, new me

April Fools isn't even fun. The joke is that you're lying to me? Why would you do that and why is it funny that I believed someone I trust?

My kids have a similar life 💜🐶💜

I don't know how to change it, but it'll be fixed in six months so it's fine.

On this Trans Day of Visibility, I just want to say - we have always been here and we'll always be here.

Sometimes, people will ask me if my curls are natural.
They're actually supernatural. That's why my hair is so big. All these ghosts.

I bought this bag for $3 at a thrift shop. It's purple. It's Halloween. It can hold my crochet project when I'm not working on it.
It can also hold one whole Marla while I play it with yarn.

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

Guess who found a new and fun way to injure themselves.
I crochet when I'm anxious. I've been so anxious, I gave myself tennis elbow.

“Isn’t he a little old to still believe the police are there to help?” Justin Edwards, Film Duster

4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
theonion.com/4-year-...

I wrote out a note explaining how to feed my fur kids while I'm away for two days.
I was asked to translate it into text so my friend could read it.
Years ago, my husband asked me text him rather than writing him notes.
I refuse to believe I have bad handwriting.

I empathize with you as I have a similar experience with chronic pain,mental illness,and insomnia. My doctor prescribed me trazodone to help me sleep. I'm scared to take it though. what if I take it and there's an emergency and I can't be woken up?
Anyway. I really hope you're able to get some rest

We are truly in the worst timeline

"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"

"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

The queen is less fragile and has more power. Obvs the queen is regent and the king is her young son who cannot rule yet.

I cannot believe I actually gave myself tennis elbow from crochet

I try to pretend I'm ok but really?
I'm not ok. I don't like the selection of yarn at Michael's.
I'll miss you, JoAnn Fabrics.

Adventures in sleepwalking - I tried to use my toaster oven and saw that I had filled it with salt and uncooked rice.
I got a figure out how to stop sleepwalking.

My husband sent me flowers. No specific date or reason - just because he wanted to. I'm so surprised and happy. I just love getting prezzies where the reason is "I love you and was thinking of you"

Every time I think thing can’t get worse, the appointees can’t get worse, Trump says ‘hold my beer.’

I am stunned, even by Trump standards, that Dan Bongino, a man even Fox got rid of, is now the new deputy director of the FBI.

We are so effed.

✋

I'm working on my temperature blanket because I got a few days behind.
I had to take the dogs out. Guess I'm not working on my blanket for awhile

I had to put my crochet project down for the evening.
She's purring while she sleeps.
💜💜💜

I come out to Speakeasy Largo for trivia and puppy kisses