the Boston gay math is:
-if you have lived here for 5 years or more, we are friends
-if I don’t like you, you have moved to Chicago
-if you don’t like me, you have moved to New York

that’s all the options

(bgb and i are friends irl and i know what his face looks like)

or he is admitting to being in his LATE thirties

I feel like you are not old enough to actually know this

the parties in Brookline were CUNT

too soon

well unsign it!!

It was when Emerson bought Estate in 2015 - Bartender Rob never worked at Paradise

oomfchella meetup today at 7:30 at Do-Lab to catch the set from DJ Iranian AI Lego Propaganda Videos! meet at the leftmost rainbow mushroom

I’m at Coachella, or as us Italian Americans pronounce it, Coachella.

At Coachella for the first time and the FIRST set is Slayyyyter at 3 pm. How am I going to survive this weekend

my first date with my boyfriend was an ava max concert and she has been his number one artist 3 years in a row so it’s actually a group project

Started dating my boyfriend while he was living in Finland. You can make it work!

🫸 this big 🫷

this is spelled So Bad

consummating our ommfery

Mitochondriana Grande is the powerhouse vocalist of the cell

Look how large this carry on is. It is greedy big. He had to put it SIDEWAYS in the overhead, and then that made someone else have to gate check their bag. Revoke his voting privileges.

Spending all my upgrade miles on small doritos

extremely my 361 day german duolingo streak-coded

Hang out at blend more

The way to your heart is to be covered in sawdust confirmed

Look at this gorgeous portrait I took of my mother yesterday

pretty sure I saw you at blend after your wedding last year? how many do you need

I’ll sell mine to you direct for only $500 and save you some fees

You forgot to include Charlie Puth’s new album for some reason?

You might think your close friends posts are good, but one gay I have never met posts *specific financial details about famous people.* Your brain is too small to understand the true potential of the medium!

Fetch the bolt cutters, deadass

They are all paying homage to Lisa Rinna

If you have closed captioning on, it tells you which people in the in memoriam deserved it.