Why can't Bob Dylan tell you how many points are on his fork? Because 🎵 The tines, they are a chaaaanging 🎵

I'm keen to help! Don't seem to be allowed to DM you though. Does the deliveroo rider wear jobgloves perchance?

I borrowed one of those 'Romantasy' novels everyone is talking about. There are a lot less Romans than expected. I don't think it is even set in ancient Italy!