Time to give Lodolo’s blister a name.

Bubby

Bubby Blister

He almost concussed himself. The second strike was also a ball.

Lot of big cities and counties not in yet. It should be good.

I think it’ll pass. RVA and NOVA will carry it.

Haircut under $50? It isn’t Lake Oswego.

Post you, in another country.

As far as the logic goes, this statement from Trump is true.

I hate to ask, but was the election considered legitimate? (I don’t want to sound like a certain idiot.)

People say this kind of stuff when they’re worried about overindulging, losing themselves to the sensory pleasures.

I feel the same way about elote.

I’m off to trademark “Bod Podge.”

A long time ago I attempted a compliment but used the word “decoupage”.

An earnest malaprop can have its charm.

Sack of nickels?!

So tired of these annoying vote no commercials for VA redistricting. Luckily the election is Tuesday. Every inning break I’m muting.

Virginia is putting this to the people to temporarily counter the rogue legislatures in TX and other red states.

He’s certainly been a force multiplier.

Helluva sneeze guard

Jeopardy clue containing “tall blonde with guns” means Lippman the way “Welsh poet” means Thomas.

Carcinoma ghost-wrote it.

He’s totally sane.

Totally sane.

A Királyi

Luckily, Vatican City doesn’t have any oil fields.

This is the definition of a bunker.

My high school band was called Unhappy Rabbits.

Fig Newtons or you’re only getting plasma.

He is broken and has been for some time.

We are in the era where Google Maps can no longer generate a route.

I mean, what are you gonna do? Shit happens, Maria. Get used to it.

Riding high in April, shot down in May, baby.

Love Colson Whitehead but I got a buddy named Gooch and I’m unsure how I feel about that.

Claude says I should stay calm and try to forget what I just read.

A 21st century No Exit.

Nasty Boys 2.0?