He’s shot 5 total free throws tonight, you big cry babies lol cope harder

(national media columnist writing their first WNBA story ever voice)

We shouldn't be asking WNBA players whether they're dating .......... we should be asking them why they aren't dating Caitlin Clark, after all she has done for women's sports

Fam Thiam and Malonga next to each other is ridiculous

some of you on here have never teleported to a waffle house and it shows

@tsnofficial.bsky.social your SC highlights of this game were a total embarrassment. There is a Canadian freshman, Agot Makeer, becoming a star in front of our eyes and you focus only on this stupid handshake. Absolutely pathetic.

GET DAWN ON THE MIC

Agot Makeer is the truth 🫡

Fuck off with this AI shit @michaelwarburton.bsky.social pathetic bottom feeder trash

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

I know. I’m just venting, my man. Online therapy after watching a frustrating loss, preempting a lacklustre deadline. Prove me wrong, Bobby! Please. (Actually, it’s Ed Rogers who needs to do that…)

Sure. I don’t think it’s an egregious case this year. I get it. More frustrating as a pattern. Instead of pushing to make a significant upgrade on a team that still needs one. Th last few years it feels like their glass ceiling is ownerships investment. Raps always feel like MLSE’s lowest priority

Yeah, well aware of the history with this. And I agree, often the rosters haven’t justified doing so. That said, their clear desire to always duck sure feels like they’re content with mediocrity. They fly under the radar criticism wise but, frankly, they’re a bottom rung ownership group.

MLSE doesn’t get enough flack league wide for being one of the cheapest ownership groups

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

You guys wish you were on the level of sincerity I’m on. I’m listening to You Get What You Give by New Radicals and feeling emotions. As a matter of fact I DO have the music in me. I DO have the dreamers’ disease.

Your weirdo racist obsession a result of CTE or you’ve just always been a piece of shit?

Incredible that you choose to be such a pathetic loser in public. Keep bringing that incel energy, little man!

Ed Rogers gonna destroy this team. Get ready for years of lifeless mediocrity. Also, timing seems convenient only to change the convo from Leafs free agency and distract from heat they’re getting.

Ed Rogers is a corporate parasite who going to absolutely gut any sense of culture and identity with this team. Dark days ahead for the Raps.

Warriors ran through the West without KD, but suddenly couldn’t win without him? And Klay got hurt in Game 6, after the Raps had already pushed them to the brink lol delusional revisionist history from dorks like this

Exactly. Clowns like this dude ignore the fact that the Raps had an incredibly deep team, vet All Stars in Lowry & Gasol, soon-to-be All Stars in Siakam and FVV (who straight up out played Steph in the finals), plus Norm, Danny, Serge and the consensus best player in the world at the time in Kawhi…

“Nurse's innovative defenses and injuries to Kevin Durant and Klay Thompson were enough to end the Warriors dynasty” lol Really that’s the story of the Raptors Championship team? What a surprise to find such lazy, ignorant, casual ass ‘analysis’ for your click bait content.

You’re the Pens fan stanning Matthews lol

Ah, Dubas pilled

Matthews and Marner apologists are inflicted with the weirdest, most desperate kind of cope. Neither has been nearly good enough, playoff after playoff. It’s pretty simple. No heart, no urgency, no fight. Listless in the biggest moments, that’s their legacy.

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

@mattbelloni.bsky.social if you’re gonna do a full episode on this maybe take 5 min to research the journalist who found the tweets, Sarah Hagi. You’d quickly see that there is no conspiracy here, just an actual journalist practicing journalism. You should try it.

As Raps fans, I’m so embarrassed by the local echo chamber. Insane levels of delusion & cope going on. The BI move is an inept commitment to play-in purgatory. Raptors have managed to transform themselves into this aimless, irrelevant, ghost ship of an NBA franchise :(