You can tell by all of the American ships passing through.
Oh wait.

That knowledge should give Tucker some comfort while he’s going and fucking himself.

Phew. So glad we don’t live under fascist rule.

But freedom, I guess.

Praising Trump Vs Praising World Dictators YouTube video by Zeteo

But don’t call it “fascism” because something something I dunno

While keeping his underwear on.

Master dealmaker

Iran, Israel.
Potato, tomato.

Israel are the terrorists.

Reminder that EVERY Republican senator voted to confirm this clown.

Opinion | When Your Child Dies of Measles

This gutted me.

“That’s why herd immunity is so important. If there hadn’t been an outbreak when Renae was a baby, I don’t think she would have contracted it. She was eligible for the vaccine just seven months later”

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

Kash pickup line:
“You should be running because you’re on my most wanted list. Hiccup!”

Well yeah. Covering the gap to right. Duh.

“My age? Why you young whipper snapper!”

Everything We Know About the Neon Orange Shark Discovered in Costa Rica It's just a nurse shark, but it has creepy white eyes and bright orange skin. Now, scientists think they finally know why.

Ugh.
MAGA Shark.

My dog had politices once.

Yes. He’s the hurricane.

He read it on a bottle cap.

Dan Bongino will bring the ice.

PizzaGate is real and I have the soft palate cheese burns to prove it.

Everybody knows I take ZBiotics.

Especially considering he was talking about wind turbines.

“Alex Jones: I meant Sandy Cook but Apple autocorrected it the wrong way.”

Busy writing the Pope’s next mass.

Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff bring extra large tip buckets.

First story: The Inside Job to Steal 2020 was an Inside Job Which was also an Inside Job

Tomorrow: Kash Patel’s lawsuit against The Atlantic has been withdrawn.

Just look at those weirdo faces.
That should help earn some trust.

Department of Drunkenness