The rest of the field thinking they have a chance.... And then getting Rory-ed

This is just a ripoff of Figment from EPCOT Center

I used AIM religiously and definitely in that age range. Already cleared - am a happy member of the CCC!

If you got this joke, don't forget to schedule your colonoscopy this year ✅

Side note: Props to J for never caring about the true identity of the "intern" with me on press row Friday nights and Sunday afternoons in 2001. We should have invited him to our wedding.

Five years as MN Daily Sports staffer - 10 semesters of experience. J Robinson easily cracks top three of coaches who "got it" - did not take themselves too seriously and *always" answered the phone no matter successes or failures. Sadly, they are all gone now:

Mike Hebert
Jean Freeman
J Rob

Ope. That's different. Just gonna go ahead and correct ya there. Wanna try again, then?

That's Brewers baseball

If you can't trust a guy who carries a cassette tape wallet (look it up, kids) who can ya trust? Good writer. Better human. Team Stu 2026 ✊🏻

"Not a whole lot going on offensively for Milwaukee"
Related: sky is blue

"When this guy sneezes he looks like a party favor"
- Harry Doyle #RIPUeck

TbT frontmen are in Stoughton, WI. Where the hell is @russohockey.bsky.social?

Not on the rug, man ...

I am shook

I'm happy I pay for ESPN+ to be able to watch the Masters this morning, but why do I have to pay for ESPN+ to watch the Masters this morning? C'Mon, Bristol. Put it on ESPN all day and let 'er roll. Easiest decision since pimento cheese on white.

Brenda?

You're gonna have to be more specific

🎶 It's the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yearrrrr 🎶
⛳🌺 🏌🏻‍♂️🥪🥤📗🍑⛳ #TheMasters

Your retirement.

The clock in Elmont, NY is stopped at 12:34 for Ovi's 895 as #99 speaks #FunWithNumbers

How to save $44 per ticket on Sun Country by buying at the airport Step 1: Go to the airport. Step 2: Save $44 by not paying the airline’s newish “passenger interface fee.”

This story is no joke (or no foolin' if you will). Tried it today and saved more than $44/RT. Base fare was cheaper than what was listed online. Round trip MSP --> PHL for two we saved about $150.
Only nit: Showed up at 10am (check-in counter was pretty dead TBH) and was told to come back at 1230

Open season for @pjthereuss.bsky.social
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Good morning baseball fans! Bust out the bunting, heat up some hot dogs and root, root, root for your team. It's baseball season and boy do we have you covered.
👇🏻⚾📝🇺🇲🌭🍻🥧👇🏻

So glad Bluesky exists so we still get gems like this

a red white and blue flag with a cross on it is flying in the wind ALT: a red white and blue flag with a cross on it is flying in the wind

Atta kid, Viktor! Ja, vi elsker dette landet!!!

Congrats on scoring the cover art for the next Stephen King book! 🥳

Thus my point: Rory the Ranger. Mr Ethics Police Man takes heckler's phone this week, wins The Players

(For the record, I like Rory.)

If Rory wants his green jacket, I'd have him steal a kid's phone during the Par-3. Seems to be a winning formula

Of course, of course.

Players delayed 🌩️
Lewis injured 🦵🏻
Got asked to make a brisket tomorrow (and I have no idea how) 🍖
This is fine. We're all fine 🫠