because of this, I decided not to sleep in IAD overnight and Uber to my car. Bye bye $130 💸

Monday has already got me like...💫🥴

📸: @pkdibbun.bsky.social

wound opened up quite a bit from all the sitting today, so there's a bit of a damp spot on my pants...should have worn the black ones

Monday has already got me like...💫🥴

📸: @pkdibbun.bsky.social

sniiiff

Is betting on prediction markets the meta, or am I too stupid and unaware to do it? 🥴

This Starbucks in Lafayette, CO has really soft cushioned seats and a huge seating area. Also they serve dine-in drinks in a glass...this feels wrong...

ouughhh got a big scab that's really itchy and I want to scratch it so baaaad

awroooo 💙💦

imagining giving oomf head right after this

@fletcherwolf.bsky.social just tried to order mapo tofu "not spicy" 🙄

i wish there was a dislike button just for this post tbh

"Ooooh yeah...FORNIIIITEEE!!" I scream as I bounce on his joystick.

He's quick to mansplain to me that Fortnite doesn't require a joystick.

But a few squeezes of my wet sphincter shuts him up for good.

Come hell or high water (most likely the former), I'm getting my Victory Royale tonight.

Maryland is so beautiful

🤪

whenever my buddy whips out his long, girthy meat, I just have to scream

THICK SEEEVEN
THICK SEEEVEN

Lol my cousin is studying web design. Maybe I should tell her to jump in front of a train 🤪

bsky.app/profile/anth...

oh....okay then

The vibe of the coding on here is definitely off.

this is an all-timer

🐺💦

👀

I've pooped a ludicrous amount of shit in the last 24 hours. It feels like a weight has been lifted off of me.

If any Denver locals know any jobs hiring around these professions

Hit me up in DM’s

-Financial analyst
-Budget Analyst
-Accountant
-Payroll Technician

“Anything not in sales”

This is for my partner, any leads would be helpful & appreciated

sniff and jork

Was midway through drafting my first email of the day when I got the most intense nosebleed ever. Per anime logic, my grant administrator and I are now soulmates.

also forgot to budget in the parking fees in downtown boulder this week for my travel expenses 💸

oh right traffic going into boulder is fucked, oops

weeh leggies sore uwu

today things were wet and mushy with tons of rocks and sticks all over, so I think it's safe to assume that the ski rental guys are going to murder me when I return my stuff next week...