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I think limeys traditionally drink rum with breakfast.

Brooklinen Reddit ad: AITA if I won't stay over unless they sleep in Brooklinen sheets? lmk. The attached photo of a couple in bed is captioned: that double income no kids couple with remote jobs on a random tuesday afternoon.

Brooklinen: unicorn of sheets.

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No you've misunderstood. That's the name of their new campus in San Francisco.

Spring in Philadelphia.

Nah, those can be decomposed into finite configurations of discrete parts. So even including semantics and semiotics and pragmatics, it's still gonna be countable.

Big news to every syntactician.

A letter from my insurance company: Congratulations, Andrew! Your rate went down by $38!

Big news, I'm about to be rich.

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I did this once at Dirty Frank's, except it was Mickey Avalon's My Dick.

Most people ask me if it's a Zippo. Now I have a cultured retort.

I have a tattoo of it and I didn't know that name!

Not even once.

You mean a rewriting grammar which allows unrestricted replacement of nonterminals Gillianed this Anderson?!

Not as a top, anyway.

I hereby announce my pivot to AI

Lisa has created Lutherans

He's not "using it the right way". He's coopting a word to sound smart and you're like, helping that project right along.

You could just. . . not do that.

this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.

The alternative would be a . . . standing committee.

Yes, I will need some augmentative surgery to pull this off.

Knuckle tattoos that say

HERCULE FUCKIN POIROT

Allons, enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour du bureau Linux est arrivé

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Eilenberg-Steenrod axioms is a beautiful name for a baby girl

My kid's socked feet. One is a blue sock with πs. The other is a grey sock with es.

Definitely my kid.

I just passed a Finger Taste restaurant and catering.