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Well, it looks like I'm in the market for a new Comedy Festival 😡 xx

Another Tom Wigglesworth surprise! 😍 xx

Something very bad is going to happen. 😳 xx

Busy day 😊 xx

Zombie Jesus Chocolate Day YouTube video by Mitch Benn Patreon

Happy ZJCD to those who
celebrate!
#Easter #Chocolate #Jesus

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From someone on the Eurostar.

Star Trek symbol 'Happy First Contact Day '. Stars

Happy First Contact Day to those who celebrate 🖖 xx #FirstContactDay

Listening to a podcast about Dennis Rader (BTK) to help me sleep ..... yep. xx 😌 xx

Person Sam Beckett sees in the mirror would have been a plum acting job back in the day.

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

.... because you represent us, thank you for your service 😉 xx

Film poster for Ready or not 2 Here I come.

Yes .... YES!!! 😅 #HailMrLeBail xx

Started watching Yellowjackets on Paramount.
Weird by good .... xx

Episode 1 - Is this the National Dish of Britain? YouTube video by A Brit of Alright

New comedy!
Two great comics chatting about what is alright about being British.
#NoFlagShaggers
A Brit of alright xx

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It is safe to look at social media again .... well, as safe as it has ever been 😝 xx

Lots of company for this morning's Lil'sister Iris duties. xx

News headline "Grimsby child killer Ian Huntley 'fighting for life after prison attack ' " & picture of Ian Huntley.

So, what is your town famous for? 🤔 xx

Me too!
I have Lil'sister Iris (dog) walking duty today, so I'll likely have regrets. xx

Puddin' prefers the earlier films in the franchise .... xx

Scream 6 ..... almost there. 🔪 🩸 xx

Starting to look more like Springtime around the Freshney this morning. 🐦‍⬛ xx

Last day at the Leicester Comedy Festival for 2026 ....... some great fun shows.
Plus, I had a successful trawl of the charity shops, too 😄 xx

Breaking all of the rules of the comedy Festival..... going to a big venue to see someone off the telly #EternalShame 🫢 xx

Puddin's excellent impression of AMW 🤣 xx

Online glasses people trying to sell me some new frames .... Halloween style 🎃
Is it me, or is there something a bit sneaky about the name of the devil horns pair when compared to the others? 🤔 xx

Watching Scream 5 .... almost there. xx

LOREMEN! 🧡🤎 xx
(Also, apparently, Robert Smith in the front row ... 🤔) xx

Weird things that have happened to me this week:
1) appearing the Epstein files as Krauss brainstormed with Epstein how to discredit me
2) logging into the Cursed Site to find a noted transphobe casually transvestigating me, in a “I have imagined some things about him and they were disgusting” way.

Posh coffee & comedy with Richard III. xx #LeicesterComedyFestival