Guy whose girlfriend "goes to another school" but he’s terrified of her. “She’s not here, is she? You haven’t—thank god. I mean. Oh, bummer.”

former colleague once told me if he could change anything about the city, he'd green broadway from central park down. cross streets only

on the flipside if it could make the stuff that doesn't work now not work in a more interesting way, I'd be curious to see how the Lyft app holds up as an ereader

forgive me if I don't believe AI is going to take over everything, earlier today I tried to save an essay to read later and my phone helpfully suggested I save the article to Lyft

PM Jonny English

crazy to post this when I have your home address

very funny. "Sheldon" is not a name

really good when a politician has a national identity name that would be too obvious for fiction. President Magyar, President de Gaulle. Like if we elected a guy named Jim Yankee

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I don't know who this @kasulke.co guy is, but it sounds like he's a very good friend who gives very good advice

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that's right, Pauline

what devilry is this

if I can get the okay to go kayaking... this could be VERY powerful...

iirc that track was supposed to be part of a larger vampire musical Jim Steinman eventually wrote and produced called "Dance of the Vampires"

hey man. what

your cup-bearers and food tasters would be dropping like flies, girl!! you'd be exiled to strategically insignificant baronies c o n s t a n t l y

god Stella you'd be SUCH a good threat to the line of succession

yeah in my dalliances on the wiggler I have yet to find the proper combination where I feel like I'm working my legs and lungs without agitating the ol' spinal column, but I know it exists

dislike swimming but may try and force myself to like it if blessed running proves unavailable. don't care about being shirtless in public, I didn't pay all that money so I could wear a shirt in the pool

elliptical is probably my best indoor option. that or the little recumbent bikes that make you feel like your pedaling is powering a single incandescent bulb

I love a rowing machine but if I told my spine guy I was using one I think he would actually knife-hand strike me in the neck

I think The Wiggler is the best option for indoor cardio but I'd rather be outdoors if possible. please note, I understand I am being VERY unreasonable

is there a secret form of cardio that isn't running that will scratch the same terrible itch? worried that my spine won't be up for it this spring but the classic alternatives (swimming, biking) are extremely not my thing

that kicks ass actually

shoutout to the person in front of me at the coffeeshop whose milk choice for their latte was half-and-half. I am a changed man.

this fucking rocks

if "cancelation" can refer to someone either 1. Being broadly disliked by a bunch of powerless randos on the internet, or 2. Being legally barred from entering a G7 nation, then I think the word is too imprecise for further use. pack it in, fellas

"Why don't Americans..." they do. There's brave acts happening out of sight everyday.
Why don't YOU support them when they get arrested or provide material cover for them?

a zoom meeting screenshot where tuck is talking into a mic, Calvin has his head in his hands, and mattie has a sword

btw @mattielubchansky.com @kasulke.co and I made an advice podcast this week and mattie got so impassioned that she unsheathed a sword mid-recording.

we discuss whether u should tell yr husband about yr affair(!), whether u should flee the country(!), the time we met a piss ghost(!!), and more!

Area 51 on the sunset strip

do NOT find someone who looks at you the way @kasulke.co looks at Chicago style pizza