Forgot this app existed here’s this

And you’re right

Instead of going to the gym everyday for a year and seeing literally no results I could have just went the other direction and ordered cat ears + an ugly maid dress from Amazon and made a fortune

Some guy at the gym just talked me into “working in” with me at the machine I was using and it was single-handedly the most awkward experience I’ve ever been through and I will see that it never happens again

As seen on 🐦

🤭🤭🤭

I’d like to thank the academy and of course the dark lord

Got my Covid booster, my flu shot, and my blood drawn AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED 😀😀

Ignore the cowlick

What if we kissed at the yo gabba gabba Coachella set and we were both boys

@bottomsof.bsky.social PLEASE IM A STAR

Wow really? Like… all of it?

Pissin all by yourself handsome?

@teninchtopx.bsky.social PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I’ve been saying this!

Hi 🥺🥺🥺

And I’ve been saying that

Peer pressure’s a bitch ain’t it

I’m not calling them skeets.

Turns out I wasn’t depressed I just needed to be not in the US

These went platinum on that other app

The twinkprint

I’m like the best twink, all the other twinks are scared of me

Thank slutty Jesus

So are we being mindful why we were invited to the bluesky or are we being freak hoes here

No save feature, how am I supposed to keep a spank bank now??

So how bout that airline food?

Hello again