Chicken Cordon Bleu Velvet

Could use some work.

I can't believe the FIFA Peace Prize winner would do something like this

He's hardly the first person to get insanely wealthy and famous only to lose any connection with reality

This is The Incredible Mr. Limpet erasure

Glad to see you finally came around

You didn't have to call me out like that

So much for "It won't interfere with the current building," I guess

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Ouroboros is antifa founder's girlfriends!

Never interrupt your opps when they're, uh, skibidi toilet or something.

--Sun Tzu

They're unafraid, they're confident, they spray paint their heads!

Guess his politics aren't the only thing far right

Clearly we didn't bully him hard enough after he spray painted his head

two men in suits and bow ties are standing in front of a sign that says ' play ' ALT: two men in suits and bow ties are standing in front of a sign that says ' play '

Same energy

They said I could become anything, so I became sunflower fertilizer

Who could forget the story about Jesus using a furniture dolly to move the cross up the hill?

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Hope everyone has a poncho because this is going to be a shitshow

I’m the Abandoned New Cracker Barrel Logo, and You Can All Go Fuck Yourselves “After days of intense backlash, most recently from President Donald Trump, Cracker Barrel is scrapping its new minimalist logo.” — CNN - - -I shou...

"Did you people throw this kind of shit-fit at Denny’s, or did you just order a Moons Over My Hammy and keep on truckin’?"

Can't believe trump deported the cracker barrel guy

Who needs bond villains when the population at large will gladly set the world on fire for the dumbest possible reasons?

Not me dropping a slutty little like

Could you remind me? I don't remember what I had for breakfast let alone what I was doing last June

Arguing that the primary downside of a trump presidency is "material comfort" is an insane position to take.

tweet screenshot: “Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX”

fantastic foreskins

He doesn't care. This is just a way for him to sound tough on Russia without actually doing anything

This is like if Jeremy Renner got ratioed on the Jeremy Renner app

Ernest Scared Stupid.

There's no safe age for that trauma

Thing 3 is a minion, Thing 1 is every other cartoon character.

Also, what happened to them being identical? That was like their whole thing.