The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

our diehard fans who share with us stories about how our music has positively impacted their lives make me sick

if you (or anyone) wants to steal more ideas, ive always thought of a fg "pokemon battle" where two players are blindfolded and have no audio but have a "trainer" that can see the game to give them "commands", or to tell them the game state since saying "do wake up dp" will. uh. be counterproductive

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

Mozart: Requiem – Lacrimosa

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Personally, I prefer the fellas. - Falco probably idk

FALCO YOU CAN'T... I mean I guess it's 2006 so it makes sense that you'd say that, but that's an INSANE line to have Falco Lombardi drop.

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

THAT IS NOT SOLɪᴅ sɴᴀᴋᴇ STOP IMPERSONATING HIM

this game fucking sucks

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

Peter Falk smoking a cigarette and smiling

im gonna go to my campus library and print out this image and fold it up and keep it in my wallet like he's my husband who died in the war

An adorable opossum sitting in an Easter basket surrounded by colorful eggs and spring flowers. Instagram: lolaopossum

An adorable opossum sitting in a wicker Easter basket filled with colorful plastic eggs and surrounded by purple flowers. Instagram: lolaopossum

Happy Easter from Lola 🩷

its time for your patch buddy, dont fight it

this is what ppl who play modern fgs at the local think will actually happen. and sometimes it does

SEX: MEN

Lunch sketch.

This feels like a similar energy

Star Wolf:

sketches of pyoro, the bean-loving bird. in the corner, wario is saying "freakin' love that pyoro"

pyoro 🫘🐦

robo-ky from guilty gear strive, with text next to him that reads “this man gucci’d down to the socks but needs $4” with three curious-looking emojis

fighting game timeline cleanse post a clip of you playing a fighting game that you enjoy playing

4chan post in response to a different post saying: "Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario - the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi - the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario - Mario turned septic and libertarian - then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi's identity only comes from what and who he isn't - without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi."

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a photo of lovecraft wearing a cap edited in that reads "i fear fish women"