He's really putting the Chaos in Chaos Giraffe.

A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…

The United Kingdom is not involved in the war in Iran

So far my biggest takeaway from Pokemon Champions is that Whimsicott is absolutely awesome. I know I'm late to this party but gawd damn she's fantastic!

Again, notice how nobody was ever wrong about what this is, and that instead they just… quit roaring abuse at people who recognised it, and stopped talking about it at all.

Dr Mohan and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
#ThePitt

Paying my respects to NZTA’s greatest achievement.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

They don't give a shit about original intent when it comes to "will regulated militia".

YES CANUCKS!

I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch:

This is Victor. We are going for our families.
This is Christina. We are going for our teammates.
This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.

It's insightful that Luxon sees himself as the CEO, not the PM of NZ. It explains that he sees Willis, Seymour and Peters as his Executive Directors, who do the actual operational work. Peters and Seymour don't see it this way and have maximised the political opportunity of an absent PM.

Luxon: My job is the CEO
Tova: Your job is the Prime Minister #nzpol

Love trying to use public transport during a fuel crisis but having every bus be late in the middle of the day. Thanks Auckland Transport!

HON SHANE JONES MBIE will halt work on procuring reserve diesel stock.... 6 June 2024 Press Release

NZ First stopped diesel reserves for #NZ in 2024

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Tiktok screenshot of someone holding a bumper sticker/magnet that says "Cargo pant? Uhh no buddy, Car go beep beep"

Help this shit has me in tears

(1/2) High Court finds: Ministry of Health breached 2018 agreement with College of Midwives for fair and reasonable remuneration; LMC midwives unlawfully discriminated against on basis of sex under s 19 of Bill of Rights Act.
Declarations made; midwives entitled to monetary damages.

sen.nz/0s0wn3

The Salvation Army lady was quite clear on RNZ. Beneficiaries also work, volunteer, take their kids to school, go to doctors appointments/grocery store and are going to be the worst hit by this crisis. She also said kids don’t choose where to be born.

Greer was only given *3 GAMES* for deliberately trying to paralyse Zary?! What an absolute bloody joke DOPS are. #NHL #Panthers #Flames

Look I'm not saying that I think the national situation is going to get worse, but I did go and stock-up on rice/flour/tinned food today...

So $716m for the 2 new worse ferries plus the $670m we lost canceling iRex means the 2 new ferries now cost us $1,386 million

Thanks better business managers! /s

#nzpol

NZ rejects WHO pandemic rule changes, aligning with 'fringe' RFK Jr NZ is now one of just five countries to have rejected the post-pandemic changes to the WHO's global health rules without providing a reason. Marc Daalder reports.

Paywall now lifted: NZ has rejected post-pandemic changes to the WHO's global health rules without providing a reason, making it one of just five countries to do so.

"This is reputation-wrecking. People will think that we’ve lost our mind," says former PM Helen Clark.
newsroom.co.nz/2026/03/18/n...

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

It's fine, Tip Top isn't kiwi anymore so it's not really patriotic. It's now owned by Nestle 🙃
Much Moore is still kiwi owned though!

DLSS 5 Off /// DLSS 5 On

YES Jessie Buckley!!! Hamnet is truly such a wonderful film and she is the shining star of it. #Oscars

You mean Navy Seal Mathematician Astronaut Emergency Physician Dr Johnny Kim?

I dunno, are we sure he's really qualified?

Oh so you'll let Barbara Streisand ramble for 5 minutes but won't let the "Golden" Songwriters properly thank everyone? What douchebags #Oscars