I have no idea who that is. Is it Britney Spears?

Further to this, your music taste is IMPECCABLE.

Incredible at 2 in the morning, or any time actually. That 24 hour cafe in the 90's across from the Garage was ace as well.

Nowt. Ignore it.

Quite how poor pakora is England is infuriating.

1. Lucky if you get a choice of chicken, or veg.

2. Both are invariably shite anyway.

I long for the days of that pakora bar next to The Garage in Glasgow and a choice in all Indians of fish, mushroom, cauliflower, chicken, veg, other stuff.

Hahahaha. Pretty sure she taught me in primary 1.

PERPETUAL SPINACH

Whenever Popeye needs help, he just prays to Our Lady of

Ahahahahaha.

Mushy peas on the warburton thins and convince folks in tory cheshire that it’s the Scottish version of avocado sourdough and see if they buy it

Here are things I have, now YOU DECIDE what I make -

Pork sausages
Potatoes
Macaroni, Spaghetti
Bolognese sauce
Grated Mozzarella
Rolls
Hash browns
Mushy peas, green beans
Breaded/filo prawns
Bread
Warburton thins
Pork luncheon meat
Smoked ham, Turkey slices
Lettuce, tomato, onion, cucumber.

Ace, man. It's incredibly soothing watching them. Always a cynic with mental health aids, but an aquarium absolutely works. Every morning before I go to work, I count them and watch them with a coffee.

An aquarium is great, innit? For mental health, enjoyment and just like any other pet. I love my wee tank.

That's great, man. What is it? 100ltr?

FEEEDING TIME FOR THE FISH LIVE FROM MACCLESFIELD WITH COMMENTARY. 'MON THE FISH.

If this isn’t insanity I don’t know what is.

This guy is either a hotel porter in a Wes Anderson film or a 19th century Mexican general.

Hahahahaha.

Uch, that's ok.

LET THE DUCK IN, YOU SHITS.

"I'm Scottish" *looks for a taxi*

Asking for directions in New York -

"I'm trying to get here *points at phone"

"Sure, buddy, anything for a fellow Irish. Go down this street 2 blocks, hang a left at 54th and 27th, go 3 blocks, hang a right at 5th and Madison, go 2 blocks on the Boulevard and you're there on the corner of 67th."

Loch Katrine in the Trossachs, about 35 miles north of Glasgow. Covering 12.4 square kilometres, it's scotland's 11th largest loch, and since the 1850s, it's been providing the city with fresh, clean drinking water.

Cont./

#glasgow #lochkatrine #scotland #visitscotland

Excellent work.

Incredible buffet, that. 10/10.

EXACTLY

Dunno. They dont understand fanny, remember. They're pure weirdos.

Hahaha! He asked The Edge if he wanted to see his spoon collection and The Edge quickly replied no. He then called him a wanker. It's now muted, but it wasn't on first showing.

Incredibly good "the kids won't get it, but the adults will laugh like fuck" patter.

Also "Wanker" - Adam Clayton to The Edge in the U2 episode.