it's dangerous outside, take this! #dispatch

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

Violent desire

bot comments on ao3 are sooo depressing tbh.. i feel like ao3 has managed to avoid it for so long i got maybe one a year ever and now ive gotten 3 in one week. i dont even understand what they hope to gain? youre a guest leaving a vague positive review. to what end.

a black and white design that reads "you could learn a lot from a lesbian." to the right of the text are various items such as carabiners, a boot, a lollipop, a hammer, a boot, an apple, a lighter, cherries, a bouquet of flowers, a butterfly wing, and many stars. the entire image is textured to be grainy.

happy #lesbianvisibilityweek!

A tortoiseshell cat lays on her side posed with a microphone and many twisted cords. She has a very sweet but slightly mischievous expression.

5x7 portrait of an awesome rockstar kitty!!!

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

A colored sketch bust of Karlach Cliffgate from BG3. She’s smiling lopsidedly, seemingly fond of something.

There’s not a more beautiful girl than thee ohhh karlach

sketched a little grace ✨️

Waist up illustration of an older purple drow woman with long straight grey hair and fully orange eyes. She faces sideways to left, holding a skull level with her face, looking at it wistfully. She stands in front of an illuminated archway that works as the illustration's frame; its details are dark pink and old gold. The background is a gradient pink-purple sunset sky, the sun being fully black. In the arch, on the left is an anatomical heart, on the right, an anatomical brain. Under them reads "vita in morte / mors in vita". Under the picture in gothic font reads "life in death / death in life".

The romance of necromancy
🫀🧠

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

they're a funny pair...it's so wet......... #watermech

at first i just wanted to dehydrate these guys and then i realized they are all the same height... that's crazy...... #dispatch

the only bad part of buccees is i have no singal. like mr beaver ive been driving for a while can i pls check my phone in your lovely and bountiful bathrooms

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

#pokemon

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

my nothing #mynothing

Tiffany Lamp inspired outfits with my eternal muse,Rose !! ✨

just a little donut dog 🍩

new blanket is in !! :D
Now live in the shop
here> howdylake.bigcartel.com

drawing of a cat talking on the phone "Can you come over for dinner? I want to share with you" surrounded by screenshots of plane fare and driving directions indicating a distance far too great for a casual hangout

I'm on my way

#art

SLUGS IN LOVE #gastrodon

Illustration of some sea creatures featured are sharks, a whale, dolphin, and a seal. The theme is dreamy and the colors used are mainly pink, purple, and blues

Dreamy ocean 🌠
#art #sharks

Digital art of a white space turtle with a blue shell carries a crescent moon on her back as five baby turtles fly around it. The background is in space with many distant white stars.

april postcard ✨

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

Just a girl and her car... 💕

assortment of pokeys