If you attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, you should be legally barred from using the term "journalist" to describe yourself from that point on.

Two penalty shots on one night in the Stanley Cup Playoffs feels like an omen.

Good? Who is to say

Many of you probably expect me to go off on tomorrow’s Locked On Penguins, but you know what? They don’t deserve it.

And just some baby shit from Letang. Ain’t the Flyers fault you no showed.

Absolute no show. Might as well forfeit the two in Philly and just get it over with.

Listen, Tocch’s a good coach. Less about him, more about Muse and this lack of adaptability.

For all the good Dan Muse did in the regular season, through five playoff periods, he’s got this team wholly unprepared. Playing right into the Flyers’ system. Inexcusable.

Pens still looking for that perfect offensive play against a team that doesn’t give that up. Just have to spam Vladar with shots and find one

More and more!

Pittsburgh Penguins, imo

The inaugural NHL Winter Classic in 2008 was scripted. Maybe not rigged, but definitely scripted.

Crosby winning the game on a nothing shot in the relatively new shootout on a goaltender the caliber of Ryan Miller in ‘08 was just a tad too convenient.

It’s no different, really, than actual news organizations trying to chase the right by having a bias toward “fairness.”

You’re not going to suddenly make them like you or follow you by pandering

For that matter any time any Dem tries to abandon their liberal commitments to bribe the hicks this website starts screeching about how they’re all traitors because lefties refuse to acknowledge that their vulgar Marxist caricature of Based Trans Rights Blair Mountain Redneck does not fucking exist

And, to continue to refute OP, they made a Spider-Man movie every 3-4 years! It’s not new!

I was thinking about nameless RoboPenguin but last time I wore that to PPG it was a rough outing. Stupid as it may be, this is the brain I was cursed with

Might give the girlfriend a Crosby Chicago stadium series jersey for the evening so we’ll be represented

Let’s also not act like, even 20 years ago (vomit) wasn’t just 90-minute, mindless comedy slop dominating the mainstream. As much as I love the Old School, Anchorman, Wedding Crasher, Hangover, etc…movies, they weren’t what one would describe as highbrow

I mean, other than Kindel my collection atm is Crosby, Malkin, Letang, Karlsson. Pretty much all old guys!

Just missing the cut was my home Jeff Carter jersey

[Lionel Hutz meme]

No, yellow jerseys!

Who accompanies me to PPG tonight for game two?

Our sweet boy Ben or EK65?

Mew throwing that thang in a circle

I mean…you just knew the omnicause would pop up in this thread.

That's the thing, for whatever reason, Pittsburgh hasn't been able to accept that post-Ben this team's been in a rebuild. They're doing it correctly and making the QB the final piece and not the first.

The funniest part about this mini thread from Will is that imagine the person in your life who says the following: "I just hate how angry and divided we are these days."

Got it? Yeah, what does their Facebook/Twitter/Instagram feed look like? All outrage bait, right?

People just have this idea in their head that teams like the Patriots or the Chiefs were great because of some incredible culture, when in reality, they just had the greatest QB of all-time.

And because NE let a bunch of players go before they reached the back half of their prime, which......

The Penguins let home ice advantage slip away in game one, so @hunterhodies.bsky.social and I are giving our takes on how they can get it back, and head to Philly with the series tied at one.

Come hang: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhcw...

Every couple years we count how many people want economic and racial justice and they always say very clearly that they don't. More than any other group they don't want those things.

this is a good example of what I mean when I talk about some democratic politicians making unions magical wish fulfillment entities rather than simply another political stakeholder that can be a force for good but also is at risk of being captured by reactionary forces