He is my true love. Until he leaves us 😂

Stunning and brave decision

I await the follow up from her kids "How I bought my first home at 23"

It's genuinely one of the greatest nights ever on twitter

Seen this one? 😂

My concerns are that my diamond shoes are too tight and my wallet's too small for my fifties 💅

Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.

I'm breaking in gently but will take you up on that later!

Yeah, been taking a bit of a break from the socials! All good ta, you?

Got confused earlier when I went to reorder my shelf of Stephen King books and they all fell on my head. Then IT hit me.

That is every day

Can I have a raise? No. Oh...

They for sure think it is

Projection again,hes thinking of areas of the US where anyone darker than my milk bottle shade of white is scared to go in case his Nazi lite troops pick them up and disappear them.

Well I did!

Deffo not getting into the US for the next three years am I 😂

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My favourite genre

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Not sure this one can cope with London tho

Are you going to start a go fund me for them?

Rule 1. Rich parents

Four panel Superman comic: 1) Superman walking down the street in Superman outfit 2) Superman sees a burning Tesla dealership 3) Superman runs to a phone booth to change 4) Clark Kent walks past the burning building, whistling and ignoring the fire

*chefs kiss*

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There's a Saaarrr man, he's magic on the ball. He plays for Tottenham Hotspur and he comes from Senegal.

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Our bad stretch is about 20 years tho tbf

Yes, they spent a billion and in a massive shocker it's now paying off. But we're still a fucking shambles of a club.

Two things can be true tho.

Imagine breaking both CBs to try and save your job and ending up with that result.

Now try and be a fan of them and Tottenham Hotspur.
I’m fucking struggling rn