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Posts by Melody Mixtape

Sometimes girls have penises and I think that's really neat.

5 days ago 334 44 14 1

Not to get too political but I think that treating people like shit for literally no reason is bad actually

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...and before you could cry out, “There was a happy day, there a bad one, there an evil face, there a good one,” the film burned to a cinder, the screen went dark.

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My Doberman cross looking for loves and belly rubs.

My Doberman cross looking for loves and belly rubs.

My pretty girl, Pixel, is smiling for belly rubs. Would you rub that belly?

2 weeks ago 758 31 47 3

Gonna just start hitting people with a pipe.

2 weeks ago 7480 1067 256 76

*visibly shaking* link would NOT fuck ganondorf he would kill him with a sword

2 weeks ago 387 34 17 1

Legend Himiko

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Close-up of a white lop-eared bunny with brown ears eating a strawberry held by a hand.

Close-up of a white lop-eared bunny with brown ears eating a strawberry held by a hand.

2 weeks ago 1518 278 6 11
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An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video

2 weeks ago 1875 697 9 149

Ren

2 weeks ago 25 7 2 8

I'm gonna be evil now

3 weeks ago 73 2 5 0
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Fuck it I'm just buying stuff I want before prices jack up even more, I'm gonna blow a couple grand I do not care. Nothing will ever be priced this low again for the foreseeable future so I might as well just panic buy.
What am I saving for, a house? Yeah fucking right dude.

3 weeks ago 56 3 2 1
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snug as a bug in a rug

3 months ago 34 14 2 0
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reminder that JK Rowling is not just some woman with anti-trans opinions.

she is an anti-trans activist.

she actively uses the money brought in through Harry Potter to support and fund anti-trans policies. she intends to do the same with this new TV series.

grow up and let this franchise go.

2 weeks ago 2333 745 87 24

I didn't want to depend on US-censored news so I googled "how to watch BBC" and immediately got content so bold my red wine blushed.

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Too comfy… can't move

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@deergirlbelle.bsky.social

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Y'all won't be ready when I whip out the Japanese exclusive Pingu PS1 controller from 1999

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in my poob era

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A black-and-white cat loafing on a scratcher

A black-and-white cat loafing on a scratcher

You ate a whole chicken…? Chicken boy?

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Gaze upon mine yawning chocolate starfish and despair

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I'm like 096 but if you look at my asshole I let out a little poob

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When I hit the atmosphere, I’ll burn like a meteor. “I wonder,” he said, “if anyone’ll see me?” The small boy on a country road looked up and screamed. “Look, Mom, look! A falling star!” The blazing white star fell down the sky of dusk in Illinois. “Make a wish,” said his mother. “Make a wish."

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Chilling with the girls, trying to be normal

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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ough

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Genuinely powerful words to live by.

6 months ago 23384 8776 49 133
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And like that, they killed the game 😔

1 month ago 841 156 25 12

Sounds like you're having some intrusive thoughts there

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