pirates pounce playfully on pretty pepperoni pickles

Yanno, I was kinda waiting for that

I need a joint fucking bad today. Having heart palpatations at work, and struggling to get through it.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs" in sharpie on a yellow brick wall.

Ah you see, you’re incorrect because a machine that is specifically designed to agree with me to get me addicted to it agrees with me.

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.

Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

stealing shoes is
how i get my kicks

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

You are not ready for pointy ears + freckles woman - commissioned art piece

See instead of trying to impress her, I straight up wanted to be her.

Customers also love to touch workers to get their attention. And it fucking sucks.

working retail is so strange, I have learned that white people do not wash the clothes after buying them. like they want the excess dye and chemicals on them

Took a twink to my fav spot under the interstate, was nice and relaxing. Highly reccomend.

Immensely yours,
Homeboy

My mom did similar when I had contact. She was a narcissist, so I think a lot of it was trying to keep an appearance of empathy and get attention. She would never accept that I would always be afraid of her, even if I forgave her.

Sometimes I wonder if posting is by its own regaurd acceptance of replies and interactions, is that not the point? A conversation, otherwise replies would be turned off if it were to stand alone.

Eddy: hey sockhead what's with the bow? Double d: I think it's rather nice Ed gives double d a flower

Ed: my mom says girls like flowers Double d: why ed that's very thoughtful Ed: don't mention it dou uh Double d: double d will suffice Eddy: wait! What kinda girl name even has two d's Double d: edden. Eddith. But I'm quite fond of eddwardine

Double d: it derives from old English meaning wealthy guard Ed: does that mean you can buy my lunch? Double d: no Ed is only a meaning Kevin: looks like the dork is trying to be the dorkette! Naz: not cool dude

Eddy becoming furious: she's better looking than you'll ever be shovel- chin! Double d smiles at eddy Eddy: what?

I remembered this comic by thealstars on twitter I saw shortly after my egg cracked and it weirdly meant a lot to me at the time

had to power level a few times, took way too many debuffs doing that

I had to fight the 2 trolls by the beach to get to the gender change coffin, totally worth it. Although now its like an easier weekly fight.

I like the way my teeth rub against your tee shirt.

@bsky.app your vibe coding sucks

I played #ClinicalTrialGame with my wife. It just reminded us of how we met, how both of being neurodivergent made it so easy for us to connect and understand each other. How we helped each other with tramua, highly reccomend it. Great game. 10/10

I want to be creative and expression on a different level than I have been. But the amount of energy and upkeep is extreme.

puppy nooooo

nope

You cant tell me that reading this in robotniks voice does make it funnier.

Oh, you're bisexual? Are you a straight gay or a gay straight?

Thats very pretty playing