A photo of the front cover of issue 1670 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “TRUMP ATTACKS IRAN,” with a subheading “HOW OPERATION EPIC FURY UNFOLDED.” The cover features four photo panels set in the situation-room with US political figures seated around a table. Speech bubbles add dialogue: “Is the Supreme Leader dead?” followed by “No, Trump always looks like this!”; “Mission accomplished!” answered with “Yes, I’ve killed the Epstein story”; “What happens next?” with the reply “Popular revolt and regime change,” and a follow-up, “In America?”; and finally, “Why have you started this war?” answered with “So that I can stop it,” alongside “I’ll ring the Nobel Committee.”

Trump Attacks Iran. How Operation Epic Fury unfolded…

The new Private Eye is out now.

Has it only been a five day week?

Currently at zero steps today

Might go for a walk

Flash Gordon giving flying lesson

Merry Christmas

Turns out both DownDetector and DownForEveryoneOrJustMe use Cloudflare so are currently, themselves, down

Seems like a good day for fixing a dripping tap

CBA

Age verification to use Direct Messages on here? Sorry but I'm out.

October seems endless

I've been in Milton Keynes all day. How was your Tuesday?

Amazing that a party with only 5 MPs gets so much attention

The automatic flusher in the office always takes me by surprise

Jersey is interesting

Going to get her ashes and think about where to scatter them.

In support of the french, I'm sure noone will miss me on Friday...

Some of us are actually trying to do some work in this weather.

Starmer needs to move the Bank holiday accordingly.

She left us today. Bereft.

Show's almost over mate - really nice message from you. Thanks

July in the UK

Bins out, bins in - the weekly habit which separates ordure from chaos

UK right now

Three day old barbeque leftovers is all I have left in the house. Sorry.

Astonished myself by continuing to log in to work and not retiring to the south of France

Nice weather for sitting in the shade.

If you have a spare ticket for the lord's test, please let me know

Over on twitter they *still* think bob vylan is a real person

Excellent

I blame Putin

Didn't know you were a Surrey fan

Monday morning is ok when you're on holiday