I don’t believe in destiny or signs or any of that type of thing but godddamn, pattern recognition is real

Sincerely reinforcing my desire to quit my job and do crew work more. And then I come in and hear they’re planning to try and fill the open position with a previous coworker who I do not like.

Yesterday I went to a folk punk show and spent most of it in the pit. Today I walked to work and slipped on some mud, scraping my knee.

Be safe. Get in the pit, get out of the job.

Once again the fact that I have to go to work on this holiest of holidays is queerphobic and oppressive

we need an elim garak of the left

Hey, grey hair guy with the off-white hoodie, did you spend the night in the fuckin stadium?
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34 minutes between the end of the last match and the start of this, and that's not including whatever adverts people watching live had to sit through
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More and more convinced the "it's loud" graphic is just a gif they throw up on the screen, because the singing had not started but they had the thing peaking.
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I have to issue a correction. Roman's entrance was only six minutes, before Punk's solo video package started. Mea culpa.
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oh okay so massive shoutout to whoever's cutting the ads from this, bc I don't need to see duelling Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat trailers
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"time for your main event" *checks timecode* okay there's 15 minutes left in this segment, so video package for 5 minutes, then 7 minutes for Roman to enter, and I'm guessing Punk has In Living Colour again?
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CM Punk doing a cutesy pose at WrestleMania 42 with a t-shirt that reads "CM Punk is babygirl" and photo of him with one of them Snapchat dog face filters

Do you think CM Punk utilised his Babygirl-ness when he accepted blood money to perform in the sports-washing Crown Jewel PLE in Saudi Arabia, apologising for his prior comments beforehand? 🤼‍♂️

shoutout to michael cole for consistently mispronouncing Glasgow in new and interesting ways. I think this time it was "Gliiss-coh"
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Like, should I know who that cunt is? Is he a TKO board member or something?
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"Welcome to the commentary team Adam Weitsman [some banter]" *dead silence while they wait for the entrance to start*
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And the Demon Finn Balor easily outdoing the cardboard throne with just being DEMONIC, time for FinnDom!
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Dominic Mysterio with a giant cardboard throne
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Gimli saying "I never thought I'd fight side by side with a Pope" Pope Leo answers "you degenerate polyamorous gender ideologue will burn in hell" Gimli answering "what the fuck!?"

Hey guys check this out

"Rey Mysterio may have a chance" Rey Mysterio is 2 ½ foot tall and that ladder is 2 meters away from the belt, that shit ain't happening
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the fed taking the phrase "hat on a hat" and running with it
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Oh it's a Mortal Kombat helmet Penta's wearing? ... like, he's already wearing a mask wtf
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Paul Heyman in the ring gotta be begging Barack Lesnar to not go, "Do you see what I have to work with, they're gross creepy assholes ... actually wait"
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Heyman really giving it one for his last "BAAAARRACK LESNAR"
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Chanting “Oba” to no discernible rhythm
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Wow they really doubled down on Lin Manuel Miranda, huh. Also he got a credit at the end of night one, which holy shit they don’t credit ANYONE.
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Why won’t John Cena sprint to the ring 😭
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Night 2 of wrestlemania, I’m already spoiled for L*snar retiring, which is basically the only reason I’m going to watch the match
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The Uk needs a version of Hot Ones but for desi food called Curried which is hosted by Tim Curry, there you go, I just made your network eleventy billion dollars

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.

She's a billionaire.

She doesn't care about "single mums".

www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

Thinking about Bianca’s pregnancy-belly-highlighting dress of a kind I’ve never seen in real life and thinking I’m hanging out with the wrong people
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