Kash to the media: “I’m rubber you’re glue…”

Let he who hasn’t cut off a raccoons penis throw the first stone

Leopards, face, etc

Is he dead yet?

Let he who hasn’t chopped off a raccoons penis throw the first stone

Came back not feeling great, jet lag and maybe a cold. Was hoping to get back to Jiu Jitsu, but will have to wait a few more days.

As to the war, I always knew Trump had no endgame plan, but I figured Israel did. I’ve come to believe their plan was a gambit, hoping the US would put boots on the ground for regime change. Now that we haven’t,…???

🧵I spent the last 3 weeks in Israel. Always good to be there, war and all. Had to deal with some sirens, but was never in any danger. Was there for Passover. Wish I could say it felt special being there for that, but I’d be lying. Probably a me thing. It was nice to go, and nice to come back.

Shadow of a Doubt
Casino Royale
Duck Soup
Casablanca
LA Confidential
Singing in the Rain
The Empire Strikes Back
Goldfinger
No Country for Old Men
Interstellar

Not sure what’s going on here, but I like it

That’s exactly how my doctor dresses

Beautiful, but is there not braille?

WINNING!!

I remember having to register

We had boots on the ground in Iraq. That’s what it takes.

I don’t agree with Carlson much, but…

The JAGs were fired

There’d be no impeachment

Geez, it’s not like they ever did something as stupid as putting war plans on a Signal chat or something

I’ve used that excuse to my wife, but it was a strip club

You crazy bastards is what I used to call my college roommates

Beautiful

I keep a list on my phone "Movies to watch when wife is away". I see you mentioned Yojimbo - an excellent movie thst I just happened to watch a few weeks ago.

Is this verified? 12 in one day?

A five year old

Hell yeah

They’re making this coincide with Easter. It’s a holy war to them