omg I love this dog so much!!

wait.... are tiddies made of pizza?? 🤯 no wonder mine are so big. 🤣🤣

Omg I am so excited!!!

She should be obviously. 😁

that is worse than "no" btw. it means, "I have literally never thought about you."

why does Violet look like such a princess?

dishes

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

yes omg so many pizzas!!!

you could have used that on this post 😲

also here is a pic of my VERY ALIVE DOG to make up for it.

literally right under your post.....

we appreciate you.

Saw this lizard at work today!

I am not a dominos tracker expert, but I am pretty sure the only bit that is real is rhe out for delivery bit.

Like ok.. I know the Dominos tracker is not actually tracking the progress of MY pizza, but like... it makes me feel good. Ok? Let me have this please?

are you sure this is not American Politics?

I believe it!

Wish this birb a happy birthday!!!!

would they announce something like that or just inform the individual. I am personally not opposed to running him out on a rail or public beating at this point either tbh.

where is the original link??

that tracks

When did The Onion start predicting the future like The Simpsons?

This made me do a snort laugh

Corgi's are exceptional in that they can judge AND love. This is why they are superior dogs. (and they know it)

is it impossible to clean?
yes.

I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist

Nala says Welcome to #bluesky #corgicrew