Local gravestone reads "Wine"

Thinking of all the moms out there

90% of local Facebook marketplace groups are like "Hey, you want to buy my tire?"

Can Christians have demons?

What, as like pets?

Architects see a Mondrian and are like "This should be a business card."

Submarine finds unknown structures beneath Antarctica and then disappears

Wilford Bromley, unhappy, in The Thing

Nearly 174000 cases of alcohol sir in a Mississippi warehouse but no one can deliver them

We need a new WPA

While honored...

There has been some sort of mix-up.

Going back to the same place you've been because you got a better camera; relatable

What song has the Worst Lyrics : Best Tune ratio? Gotta be "Safety Dance," right?

Tik tok genius offering to debate people for 1 minute on a series of conspiracy brained topics

Need more than a minute for "America = Atlantis"

Yeah my game would have been Crimson Desert but better too

The Mormon wife's greatest secret? Not actually Mormon.

Too non-chocolate brands Jelly Belly, Peeps, Sour Patch Kids, Starbursts, Skittles

All that energy wasted on Bluesky growth discourse when the focus should have been on Nerds Gummy Clusters growth discourse

Naturally flavored with other natural flavors

We gotta take another swing at this, Gatorade marketing team

If you want me to give a shit about Bluesky's growth, I'm going to need some equity

Gen X gets things done right (??) and don't talk about it (????)

New Hose Drinker pathology dropped

This goon

BIG OLD KNOT ON DESANTIS HEAD!

Which hero threw high and tight on DeSantis?

Police have it narrowed down to one suspect

I think it's fine if Blake Griffin wants multiple orders of lemon pepper wings. He can afford it.

Walking through the graveyard and wondering why no one names their kids Sophronia anymore

I still smoke in my dreams

Finally got Poppyseed (cat) to nap with me

Poppy Co-Napping achievement unlocked

Someone stole a kit kat truck

I know guerilla marketing when I see it

Stealing raw dog valor

You're filming yourself for Tik Tok

7 DC Heroes Who Need to Go Away

New Batman villain, The Blogger

Do you think Qveen Herby has a real job?

Spiders the size of a human hand are spreading throughout the US

Reporter just saw someone wearing gloves

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