everything I say is an artfully veiled sarcasm, a joke of such sophistication that anyone who falls into my meticulous trap of belief immediately reveals themselves a boorish rube of the highest caliber. whereas everything you say is an honest admission, a disgusting truth borne of an ugly soul
Explaining flirting to a youth, clinically.
Ok that's fair. I don't think humans can handle that much attention without getting a little weird about it.
Still gonna make fun of him tho.
Poe's Law
Lufkin, TX is pretty bad. Tyler is also terrible. Never got honked at by people for stopping at a red light like I did in Houston though. Driving in Dallas is about as scary, but they're not doing 90, so that's actually a plus. I tried to make a life in Fort Worth for awhile. *mouthfart noise*
Things I know about Charlotte 1. Sports Team of some type is there, 2. Billy Graham, 3. Ben Folds' then-girlfriend's parents went there while he took her to get an abortion.
My parents ended up in there sometime in the 90s I think. They also felt lucky to get out alive.
I relate to this strongly. People sort of just drift away from me. I guess I piss people off, but I don't know what it was, bc ppl won't actually have a convo w/me. I'm intense, I suppose. Not averse to constructive criticism either, but maybe just not worth the effort? It's pretty fucking lonely.
Oh damn, that is such a good idea. My poor left hand got two nasty cuts w/i a year and between parenting and urgent care hours I just couldn't get in very quickly. (I cut off 1/2 the tip of my pinkie with a veggie peeler in the worst one, then Snowpocalypse happened in TX and I was down 1 hand :( )
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
Yep, stalking behavior, and violence toward women. They've beaten up mom, a sister, followed girls around, said creepy things to them, or even beaten a girlfriend or wife if they find someone to victimize longer-term.
Same. I'd slap some stickers in places that don't belong to me though.
I've never heard that phrase before, and now it's going to be stuck in my head forever. Panty. Crickets.
Honestly? My unpopular opinion as a trauma therapist is that it's self-harm.
They've been deporting children with their parents. Either they take their child or our them in foster care is the choice.
That's absolutely what's going on. People in the US who are into reenacting do American Revolution or Civil War, or Society for Creative Anachonism (SCA).
That's like trying to buy a dang house in a seller's market.
I guess people think DM was driving the bus? Or that the "poop dump" lever is in the middle of the bus where just anyone can pull it?
Faire is incredibly nerd horny.
The way his jingle bell hat spun in the air after thst slap was poetry.
Where did you find this video of me, a trauma therapist with advanced attachment trauma training ranting to my husband after the end of that episode.
I have seen a young women do back handsprings while absolutely shithoused drunk. So drunk I managed to convince her water was vodka and she was shooting H2O. It was very pure, you see...
Like the Harkonnens, many of them reek of chemicals, and their Water is only good for coolant.
My mom's people would have been called "common" at the best of times, and I have several relatives whose given names are "Ronnie" but I gotta say "Trever" makes me want to go hide the good spoons.
And the secret service screws up. They screwed up this time. They have screwed up every single time a protectee was shot, and every time somebody with a gun even got into range of the protectee.
You're trying to tell me you don't think the Trump Campaign would frame an American flag behind a podium and make sure press photographers were in the right place for a normal stump speech? Put the red string down.
We shouldn't know these people's names. They're nihilists and want to be remembered for being murdering shitbags. There's weird, twisted websites where they worship these jackasses, and hype each other up to go murder people. It's actually best practice to avoid their name.
As a woman, why would you willingly pal around with even one member of the Epstein Class, let alone dozens!? The only think they'd "pick" you for isn't something you will like.
