I hope when it happens, I find out the traditional way, the SPN meme

The screenshot of the release notes reads: A new version of TeX Live Utility is available! TeX Live Utility 1.55 is now available-you have 1.54. Would you like to download it now? Release Notes: Changes Since 1.54 • Fix bug 137, homepage link in Help Book. • First release in a long time, since I don't use TeX anymore and resent the very idea of paying Apple annually for the privilege of giving away free and open-source software. Also, I'm really lazy. Please accept my apologies for all the annoying issues you've encountered in this mission-critical software. • Updated mirror list, which was three years out of date. • Added missing legacy mirrors, which was even more out of date. • Added an alert on startup when user tries Homebrew's lobotomized MacTex, because those lunatics left timgr but removed its database. Thanks for nothing, guys. Bug 142 and 144. • Use a custom user-agent to work around the Anubis bot trap on texlive.info. Can't wait to see what else breaks because of this, thanks to the profusion of degenerate Artificial Insemination fetishists scraping websites to feed their models. • Lists of countries in Repository/Continent are now sorted. No idea how you people let me get away with that one for the last fifteen years.

There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

People who try to make a left onto Mem Dr from JFK during rush hour should have their license revoked.

I'm crying, can we please have more interviews where the costars are the ones asking the questions

Everybody’s Thirsty For Hudson Williams As audiences swoon over the Canadian actor in the steamy hit TV show, Heated Rivalry, Hudson Williams covers Wonderland's Spring 2026 issue.

SN: A secret skill?
HW: I’m an Olympic-level figure skater.
SN: No, you’re not. Shut the fuck up. I know you.

There's SO many good reasons to NEVER use Amazon, here's just the most recent one!

clearly I've completely repressed this era of my life

going through my hockey tag on tumblr from when I was in the fandom ten years ago being like, "I don't think I was very active then, was I?" and now I'm on page 20 of the tag

It is, in fact, currently 24° with a feels like of 8°

Some dude out here in shorts and sandals running into the local pizza place. Peak Boston aesthetic.

You may already know this, but I'm pretty sure I read that they filmed all the Russian-heavy scenes in the first few weeks so that he wouldn't have to be stressed about them for the rest of the shoot

Remnant Brewing on Instagram: "In 2026 we are back to posting graphics on the feed because we are doing rad shit and you don’t need a pic of a cute girl to notice DO YOU?! #heatedrivalry party, Jan 2... 1,322 likes, 32 comments - remnantbrewing on January 8, 2026: "In 2026 we are back to posting graphics on the feed because we are doing rad shit and you don’t need a pic of a cute girl to notice DO YO...

This isn't my scene, but I wish it were

:((((( I'm sorry. It's fucking awful, I hate people.

and they were photographed flying out of JFK together. François has gotten death threats and he unfollowed everyone HR releated on Instagram

People have been calling François a cradle robber since their press tour first started and some photos of him and Connor were taken/posted, but the hate really ramped up recently—there was some video of them the night of the GG I think (I've only seen the aftermath tweets)

Avoid it if you can; it's mostly on twitter, but some of it has filtered onto tumblr. Luckily, tumblr mostly has correct opinions about the whole situation. I can give you the spark notes version if you want, but honestly ignorance is absolutely bliss in this instance.

Trying really, really hard to not let the toxic parts of fandom ruin yet another hyperfixation. The irony of people being nastiest to the one openly queer person, like. The world is on fucking fire. This is why we can't have nice things.

The Onion: How did you prepare for your roles? Storrie: I worked with a kissing coach eight hours a day for weeks to make it look believable. Williams: I went on PornHub and searched “gay.”

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’ theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-int...

from what I understand, the show doesn't convey how truly self-destructive Ilya is, and I think it would be DELICIOUS

(nothing will ever beat the Magicians vid, but I still want this)

Ilya Rozanov vid set to Die Young by Sylvan Esso send tweet

That Horny, Era-Appropriate Soundtrack Was Pivotal to 'Heated Rivalry,' Says Creator The show’s soundtrack, a mix of early- to mid-aughts nostalgia, has found a foothold in the zeitgeist.

"His current writing soundtrack? TV on the Radio and the New Pornographers." If Jacob Tierney keeps filming epic, fanvid-esque scenes set to formative songs from my college years, I'm going to fucking die.

fame is a gun // heated rivalry YouTube video by castxt

Hoooooly shit, this meta Heated Rivalry/Hudcon vid set to Fame is a Gun is SO GOOD?????

It is a fucking cesspit, I'll try to send you the good ones

neither a gym injury nor a sex injury but a third secret thing (napped in a weird position as an elder millennial)

lmao only 6 of the >100 qrts are Shane. All the HR girlies are on twitter.

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

Sign in the crowd of protestors reading "THE YEAR JUST FUCKING STARTED MAN"

for real