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Posts by Madeline
I’m suddenly realizing how much I need to make this happen for myself.
Your support really does mean a lot to me!
funny how Matty picked this as a slogan. the full quote in context is the exact opposite of weenie poll-sniffing centrism
Thankfully it's gone well so far, but it still takes a lot of energy to have these conversations.
Coming Out to Family and Friends: Tough but important
Coming Out to New People: Cake walk
Coming Out to the Parents of My Kid's Friends that I Only See At School Pick Up: Agonizing
Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you
And a wish!
Iranian Clanker Slopbotony is my favorite techno band. Although I thought "Continues" was one of their weaker albums.
Probably the funniest thing I learned as an adult that I didn’t know as a kid is that The Brain from Pinky and The Brain is just Maurice LaMarche doing an Orson Welles impression. The second funniest thing is that I’m a woman.
The Junior Senator from Missouri
Don't know... because I love them all equally!
Famously neutral word "bemoaned"
They're saying it's the most unbiased poll question ever. echeloninsights.com/insights/apr...
This is a fun little thought experiment, but like go back and watch that first Columbo movie. Peter Falk had the entire character figured out *immediately*. The idea that somebody else is gonna “play Columbo” is absurd.
As clear as this may be. As potent a feeling as this is. As true a thing as I believe I have witnessed today, it must wait. It must stand the test of time. And Michael, the time is now!
Choose your fighter
I think that using “Miracle” Whip is blasphemy.
Da Family Annihilator
The Rise of the New InfoWars reminded me of this all timer.
Today over at @moviejawn.com, I reviewed Ben McKenzie’s scathing crypto exposé Everyone Is Lying to You for Money.
www.moviejawn.com/home/2026/4/...
Happy? Birthday??
I think I'm finally ready. I think it's time for me to learn Gun kata.
someone should have spoken up about how donald trump would be a bad president. but nobody did. and now, we pay the price...
Need that on a cross-stitch immediately.
And if you're not being funny, are you even being a person?
I’m always saying this!
The Mr. Show quote I think about the most is from when David came out as bald. And Jill goes, "David, I accept you. But I don't accept the choice that you've made." And David says, "It's not a choice, Jill. God made me this way." And Jill goes, "Then I reject god."
To the tune of the MC Hammer song “Pumps and a Bump”:
Poop from a butt!
Poop from a butt!
I thought this movie was
Poop from a butt!