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Posts by Sarah Mattocks

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17 hours ago 2 0 0 0

Yes, get the females in charge. Maybe Debbie could come back too. #TheArchers

1 day ago 4 0 1 0

You’ve made a good case there Jen. Yakult and Phoebe would definitely temper Kate’s wilder enthusiasms #TheArchers

1 day ago 3 0 1 0

Probably for the best #TheArchers

1 day ago 3 0 0 0

Brilliant. We just need Lynda in the background sniffing.

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1 day ago 3 0 1 0

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*Deep breath*

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If Adam flounces off and Ruairi goes to prison, I quite like to see Kate run the farm for comedic value #TheArchers

1 day ago 52 4 7 0

He may out pique Xander at this rate. #TheArchers

1 day ago 4 0 0 0

Finlay’s got a bigger sporran.

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1 day ago 9 0 0 0

To be fair his default setting is gloomy so I doubt he’ll sound too different when he hears the news #TheArchers

1 day ago 5 0 1 0

I wonder what happened to Ian’s takeover of the PTA #TheArchers

1 day ago 12 0 3 0

C #TheArchers

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

Looking forward to Adam’s disappointment #TheArchers

1 day ago 8 0 1 0

Lovely blue sky down there. Hope your Mum’s okay #TheArchers

1 day ago 2 0 1 0
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Not me, Alice #TheArchers

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

On tonight’s form Rex would be Oliver Reed #TheArchers

2 days ago 3 0 2 0

It would liven up the fête enormously. #TheArchers

2 days ago 2 0 0 0

It reinforces my belief that Carol Tregorran has got it right.

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2 days ago 5 0 1 0

I’m enjoying imagining it.

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2 days ago 4 0 0 0

Rex and Chris might as well just naked mud wrestle #TheArchers

2 days ago 35 0 11 0

Good to get the jab though. Hope you feel better soon.

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2 days ago 2 0 1 0

Relief from Pip thankfully #TheArchers

2 days ago 5 0 0 0

Me neither #TheArchers

2 days ago 3 0 0 0

Amazing. Well done.

2 days ago 2 0 0 0
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I think the security services are on to us #TheArchers

4 days ago 5 0 1 0

That was always the norm at my old place.

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I’m not bitter #TheArchers

4 days ago 7 0 1 0

Making you pay for your own food is awful. #TheArchers

4 days ago 7 0 1 0

Show off #TheArchers

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