I haven’t worked out much in a few weeks and now I feel like all of the progress I’ve made is going away 😭

This 4/20 was the most un-4/20 that I’ve ever had. Making up for it by getting high now, 20min before midnight 🥴

But like, not literally, right? 👀

Got pulled over for merging lanes too quickly after putting the turn signal on 🙄
Luckily he let me go with a warning but out of all the dumb reasons to pull someone over, clearly this cop was bored with nothing to do.

15 years would be close to the end of The Office and he was not dilfed like this

When did Steve Carrell become DILF?
(He’s always been hot but this is a new level)

POV: you are a trophy in Subspace Emissary

I may not have the best working gaydar but my “hot man-dar” is in pristine condition

I know I dooo 🎶

I’m B-11 & I’m in love with B-7.

Almost Summer and still no big beefy bottom to sweat-cuddle with 😭

Drop some BATHTUBS 🛁

All of the music releases so far this year have been subpar. 2025 was too good 😭

How I felt wanting attention today while bluesky was down for a few hours:

Twink x twink couples confuse me… like wdym these two skeletons fell in love?

Don’t work for me. I’m better off with metamucil lol

Those gay peachy fiber gummies are ASS.

(Grindr locator, 2002, colorized)

Where’s the glory in a gloryhole? You’re kneeling on a public bathroom floor, get up 😭

I wanna go on a raw ass date~
No phones no condoms no nothing 💯🥴

My friend & I are watching the abridged series. Forgot how funny this shit is lol

a man in a red suit is sitting in a chair ALT: a man in a red suit is sitting in a chair

A multi-millionaire who kidnaps children or lures them back to his private island…

Is it Pegasus or Epstein? 😭

I like a lot of bass in my car for music because the vibration tickles my bussy

Omg i have this vid saved too

Friends without** benefits

Ghost

Ok wait guys- bonus round

Let’s play Fuck, Marry, Kill 😜

Too bad BandaiNamco ruined 4, 5, & 6

Same! Sucking and blowing for hours