Posts by petit biche (🔐)
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
He seems pretty cool ❤️
lowering to $200 each, free shipping, comment to claim!
you're so cool <3
So... an opportunity for a VA role got me to start putting a voice reel together.
The idea for this popped into my head at 2AM one morning, and I literally jumped out of bed to start writing it.
This was so fun to make. Always wanted to do a toony skit like this!
racc.bandcamp.com/track/pipsqu...
TFing you into evil hamburger helper glove first and then jerking myself off with you.
kaz being tfd into a hamburger helper mascot glove by snickers and then jerking off his dick with him on until snickers cums
getting my pectus excavatum filled with loads at fwa
i never even considered gay faglie could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person
what does love feel like to you?
brb spending 4k on a carpet, just to be a dog in your apartment 🐾💙
🐾: @ceresgalax.com
📸: @justdragony.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday
I love seeking thrills and adventures
but also me 90% of the time
🎨 @cinnamonspots.com
What if there was a man in the middle attack but the man in the middle was like, really chill. What if he was basically a chill guy who didn't mind if you sent a secret or whatever
a wolf happily holding a carrot in its mouth
agriculture
heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
In 2016 in China, there was the "ghost drivers" scam, where uber drivers would make their profile's look unsettling so you would cancel and they could collect cancellation fee
i think about this every day
regular couple vs yaoi couple vs. yuri couple i see no difference, love is love
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watercolor of neil the rat banging out the tunes on his tiny keyboard
y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!
everything he says about the cruise sounds like a threat
someones fursona has long blonde hair ? yeah thats how you know they're SICK IN THE MIND
Deer in tulip fields
Deer diary: today I saw tulips
📸 - @tolf.dog
"stop jestermaxxing"? no thanks (bitch). juggling is older than Christianity
i want that to hang over my face <3
Industrial Burning BeyStations
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
wanna help me fertilize 'em?