Sorry...unfair of me to compare worms to them.

I never expected to be a multi-millionaire, but I would like to know what it's like not to order off the McValue menu.

Pam Bondi is in
contempt. I bet the Dems do
nothing. Spineless worms.
- haiku

The National Science Foundation which funds a quarter of all basic scientific research in the country is being dismantled.

A local grocery store always has $5 Monday specials. This Monday is 4/20. Weird how one of the specials is on Fritos and Cheetos.

I don't think I'll ever get over Clarence Thomas ruling on cases related to Jan 6 knowing that his wife was an active participant in the attempted coup.

Or ruling on cases related to government regulations and a wealth tax knowing he took gifts from billionaires.

It's a disgrace.

In Sacramento we call it "The Pollening."

Me: I don't need both oven mitts to do this.

Narrator: He was wrong.

A 'forbidden' message trying to open notifications on BlueSky. Similar error elsewhere. It's like Melon took over or something.

Okay, who broke BlueSky?

Wife's getting both a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow. It's on the group calendar as "Double Header."

A friend of mine moved to Arizona for grad school (90s) and since they don't change for DST she stayed up and plugged her VCR in at midnight.

...and my OCD has me holding my phone and setting the 4 clocks (oven, microwave, coffee maker 1, coffee maker 2 [tea]) to the *exact* same time so that they're all in sync.

Richard Jeni on Jaws 3 | Carson Tonight Show YouTube video by Johnny Carson

Richard Jeni would've been 69 today. He made a record number of appearances on The Tonight Show. This is his first. (And he's talking about Jaws 4, not 3.)

youtu.be/xWGw06mlvTw?...

So we're all just gonna stop talking about the Kit Kat heist?

Culties gonna cult.

Culties gonna cult.

Remember when we were laughing at his stupid handshakes and tie lengths? Good times.

Share a preacher, nun, or priest.

- Made breakfast
- Cleaned desk
- Organized trunk
- Planted tomato and basil plants
- Filled pill organizer
- Ordered vitamins
- Started making bread
....Running out of ways to procrastinate doing my taxes.

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

Revenge is a dish best served cold. No, wait, that’s gazpacho.

Okay, he didn't blow up the world Tuesday, so I guess I'll refill my dog's meds.

I don't condone violence or destruction of property, but if it gets more of a positive reaction than unionizing or striking...well...let the market decide.

The response should be coming from under the desk.

We're living through the doom loop once again.

The year is 2034...HBO spins off HBO Pitt for full Pitt coverage. Dr. Robby is a patient in Pitt Hospice. Dana is in charge in Pitt HR. Whitaker runs Pitt Veterinarian Services. Langdon runs Pitt Dispensary.

I'm conflicted. I'm glad the orange-hued idiot didn't start a nuclear war, but I'm also glad he's humiliated for backing down again.

"He thinks he’s playing chess, but he’s eating the pieces."
- someone

My daughter has suggested a pack of smokes in the freezer in case of nuclear war. To go along with the champagne in the 'fridge in case of...well....

If some orange-hued idiot starts a nuclear war tonight I'm gonna really hate having quit smoking 12½ years ago.