Omg I’m so proud of Alan Carr! Celebrity Traitors was awesome.

Big fan of this 🥵🥵

Straight to prison for you - tell the gulls I said hi

It’s wild to me how they control the house, the senate, and the white house and yet they’re still the victim!

8 weeks vs 3 weeks! She’s getting so big.

This guy woke up feeling way better. He decided to blep at the neighbors on the front deck

He’s healing from pancreatitis and she’s making sure he has company.

not all gyros wear capes

So to clarify the timeline:

Trump promises to release the Epstein files for his entire campaign.

Bondi says they’re on her desk.

Trump gets told he’s in them.

Bondi says whoopsies, turns out the Epstein files don’t actually exist.

Toe beans

The law must always be grounded in fundamental principles such as equal rights and due process, or it becomes a tool of oppression.

Dangggg 👀 looks fun!

Fair question!

Can confirm, my brain is rot 🫠

I don’t want a fucking bill, I want executives rotting in prison for the rest of their short, miserable lives.

Yet those are not pride colors 👀

Oliver has come a long way in just a few months.

It’s all the condensation from your xl iced coffee

They’re talking about Bidens mental decline because orange mango man is decaying in front of their eyes

Nap time

“Con Air”

Le

Less potato

Have you met rat catcher? She was named by Aaron’s ex. She’s Cinnamon. She’s lived in the backyard since 2021.

I hope this is legal - I present napping toe beans!

Diplomacy or improv? Even they can’t tell.

Isn’t this considered consolidation of power? I know we laugh, but this just means he controls more policy