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Always wanted Jeopardy to be littered with “BACK AT THE WALL”

woke 2

Sometimes you can just make shit up 🤷‍♂️

The Library: Cooler all the time.

TEN STRIKEOUTS THROUGH 4 1/3 INNINGS! FIVE HUNDRED AND NINE PITCHES THROWN! THE DYLAN CEASE EXPERIENCE!

*watching him throw 178 pitches in a single inning* ah! well, nevertheless,

Vladimir,

And I cannot stress this enough,

Guerrero Junior.

MAN it’s early but Dylan Cease, y’all. What a fun pitcher to watch. This dude is something special.

Only one terabyte huh

LSU folks: we are currently in 66th place, 40 spots behind UL-Monroe.

LSU folks: we are currently in 66th place, 40 spots behind UL-Monroe.

Dashboard of a car indicating it’s reached 100,000 miles. It’s dusty.

Let’s welcome my car to the Old Lady Club.

Trevor Story of the Boston Red Sox wearing their City Connect uniform featuring bright yellow jerseys and blue helmets.

I am once again asking the Red Sox why they would ever wear these atrocities.

Folks,

Kevin Gausman.

Twitter post from @b0newalljackson reading: 90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

when I was 10 years old my dad looked at me and went “you’re probably old enough to watch The Ring, right?” and I went “definitely” and boy was I not qualified to make that particular judgement call

the thing about our current moment is that yes, the anti-AI and anti-big tech people are getting very reactive nowadays - but have you seen what they’re *reacting* to?

Just a remarkable streak of being dogshit AND things not going your way.

Starting to think Jeff Hoffman might not be the best closer, you guys.

Kazuma Okamoto, who was apparently cooked and was never going to adjust to the majors, is 2 for 3 with a game tying RBI tonight. 🤷‍♂️

*casually acting like this isn’t the first Raptors game I’ve watched all season* Let’s fuckin’ go, boys.

star ward

My handle being andrewhateselon was funny but also made me think about Elon Musk more than I would have liked, so I changed it.

*sigh* 17-16 it is.

69

A Sportsnet graphic showing the Blue Jays fewest runs scored through 18 games. 2026:68. 2019:67. 1981:67. 2013:64. 2017:63.

Well hey the good news is we’re one run away from #nice ball.

How about y’all ELECTRICALLY retire his number

EA Sports’ playoff simulator has the Montréal Canadiens winning the Stanley Cup in 2026, which would suck ass!

Great news for people who want me to orally ingest a shotgun shell.