Gongeous Monday night to sit in the garden of a pub with the other pro drinkers and tell your family everything's fine honestly it is

she’s worth it x

can’t sleep until i know

fumin he’s not replied about the spread

here we go

such a huge difference between 11 and 12

red stripe at night, workers rights
red stripe in the morning, final warning

print it

you aren’t well

posted on here just for you

never change

llew what the fuck are you on about

hello

i hope so brother

did you go for the soft leather option?

hootenanny nearly upon us

don’t see it!!!

it’s for cowards

what’s the drink pls

Just been in the supermarket and saw a fella nick a turkey and leg it out of the shop.

The security guard chased him and shouted "HEY! WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT TURKEY?!", and the bloke shouted back "ROAST POTATOES, PARSNIPS, SPROUTS AND PIGS IN BLANKETS"

awww i’m so sorry rick

a miss can’t have a mr?

oh hell

we do jon

so, is there a mr carriage of justice???