"you are not for the living" is truly SO scary jokes lyric-coded to me
Posts by chriss jumpscare
certified #fatty post but this is the first time in ages that being sick has taken the joy out of a good meal >:( even when i had covid my ass was FEASTING but somehow strep is where we draw the line!!!!!
godspell and jcs having a classic "please, you wouldn't last a DAY in my shoes!" episode
jesus christ superstar-themed tat sleeve
chopping a banana in the blender and then aiming MY banana in the blender. if you will
the answer is Yes, In Trace Amounts btw! new health shake just dropped
well. not what i was asking but now i gotta know
ummm :/ op is LITERALLY up on the eleventh floor and theyre watching the cruisers below :/
is the surgery made with recycled plastics at least
hey guys. why is bowen as augustus may who the best hes ever looked. i think i might be.... gay.....?
just remembered i found ✨️newly uncovered (to me)✨️ patrick page grinch footage last night. gotta blast! [chriss-shaped cloud of smoke appears where i was standing but a moment ago]