Update: just saw one for $300 are we joking friends

Trying to get my spark back so I was looking into perfumes because I thought being a perfume gal would be cool!

anyway Why is one bottle of perfume $150? 🙂

Do I have to be financially irresponsible in order to smell really good? 😭

Answer me 🤨🫵

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

I haven’t used a Dremel in forever. Someone bring me a mirror to decorate. ☝️

YESSS and the fact that you could only gain access to it by getting a CODE? 😂 we were all wild for that one honestly lol!

I think I had it for a month MAX but only used it for two weeks. 😭 it was very basic which was nice, but it was also a little too basic so it got boring. 🥲

Pretty sure I could be healed for eternity right now if I could have get ahold of one of those little sticks that looks like a beehive and just dip it in a jar of honey a few times.

I think about this a lot, actually. 😭

I’m convinced I have so many hobbies and useless talents because I was meant to be a jester for royalty.

How I ended up in medicine is beyond me.

Oh my goodness 🥹 thank you! I just hope she’s on here and finds me so we can pick back up on it! As long as I’m breathing I don’t ever want someone to feel alone in recovery. ❤️

Also, I cannot for the life of me find a friend of mine on here who used to message me back and forth on Twitter (YES, TWITTER) many moons ago and every week I’d congratulate her on another week of sobriety.

I hope you’re still doing well, doodlebug. 🥹 I’m still proud of you.

Just made a tattoo appointment for Thursday after my doctors appointment.

I sound like a really cool 80 year old.

Sick as a dog so my husband has me quarantined from the baby. ☹️

Hope he’s ready for “what’s my baby doing?” Messages every five minutes.

Yes, he’s capable of taking care of her on his own, but???? My baby???? 😭

Alright friends what shows are we watching?
I’ve finished all the shows I’ve started since my baby only wants to contact nap, so I need more good ones to watch. 😂

Go fill up ur water bottle rn. I have a FUNNY FEELING you’re not hydrated enough. 🤨🫵

Finished the newest season of Love On The Spectrum and I swear if Logan isn’t in the next season I will never pick up this show again 😭

Oh yikes 😭 I get how that goes! Proud of you for protecting yourself! 🥹❤️

I’m so ready to crochet again :^( or draw or ANYTHING. I JUST WANNA USE MY HANDS WITHOUT BEING IN PAIN. ☝️

See I just laugh and walk away whether they’re mid-sentence or not. 😭😂 my time and peace is more important than whatever they have to say 🥰

What do you MEAN my daughter is THREE WEEKS OLD TODAY? 😭

And what do u mean three weeks ago preeclampsia almost got me and now here I am singing along to a fruit sensory video that my baby seems to be enjoying so I can drink my coffee? 😅

Ah the devil’s poor wife 😭😂

Texas weather is so unpredictable it genuinely confuses me every time I step outside 😭 I always assume it’s going to be hot so when it’s not I don’t know what to do with myself for a moment.

Actually just spilled my coffee all over myself, so I’ve decided Monday is cancelled instead.

Enjoy your free day, everyone.

Good morning, doodlebugs!!

Go fill up your water bottles this morning and take those meds!

We’re starting the week off right ☝️

Update: let my guard down for a split second and Meow Meow hopped into the swing like it belonged to her. This is going to be a long morning.

Successfully put together a baby swing with my poor little carpal tunnel hands.

Did not take into consideration the weight of the swing once put together, so I can’t move it at the moment. :)

So I’m now playing defense against 4 cats that keep trying to jump into it until my husband wakes up.

Good morning, doodlebugs!

It’s kind of nice being lost in the algorithm on Bluesky at the moment, it feels like I’m screaming everything into the void again. :)

Good morning, doodlebugs!

•Drink your water
•Take your meds (check for refills!)
•Make sure you eat!!
•Brush your teeth
•Take a shower
•Be kind to yourself
•Be kind to others
•Fuck ICE
•Fuck Trump
•Do no harm
•Take no shit

Happy Friday!! We made it through another week! 🥰

It’s 1:40am. I need to be up at 5am to take over baby duty. I’ve found the stash of snacks that we’d brought to the hospital that includes small bags of chips.

Sometimes self care is eating two small bags of Cheetos at 1am in secret bc let me tell ya I’ve never felt more alive than I do right now.

Thank you!!! 🥰❤️