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Two managers for Creo's Splashtastic Wotter Park!

Comm for @kotarofoxxxx.bsky.social and @keeganscrees.bsky.social

Also featuring @otterlycreo.bsky.social!

Grab my handles. For @cresioooo.bsky.social

I fucking LOVE curry! Funny enough, that was gona be what I was gona try and cook for you!

Hell, even I'M on it, and I'm a nobody!

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

Well, I mean...

I'd cook for you!

Smooch wouldn't even be needed!

Vibes coded?

Logging on to this site and spinning a roulette wheel to see what basic site function suddenly breaks for no fucking reason this time

Anyone want to offer a hand... or a mouth to help a girl out?
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Please tell me how they vibe. I'm quite curious.

I want you to know, I am 200% invested in seeing how this plays out. The interactions so far have been really cute.

very wippy teaser for imminent bisexual disaster...

Your big shiny fawx cawk should always be worshiped~!

omg das mweeee

HELL YES!

god this guy rules. he says "I'm going to fix this" and then just goes and does it. really humiliating for every other mayor honestly

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

skunk redesign/new form of Culix

There's ALWAYS that one guy at every party with the 6 million tri macro avi who flips shit when asked to stop nuking everyone's graphics cards.

Can we expedite the absolute hatred for ai so we can get sites and games made by people again, I would trust a slow, vehemently anti ai team with just about anything at this point.
I swear half the apps and sites are slow now because ai vibe coded fuckery is a plague

Kinda fucked up that 3/4 of my push notifications are ads and 1/4 are actual notifications

#art

A reunion between an old homie of mine @nsfw.auhrii.dev and Thruma!!!

She's very likely to wake up hilt deep inside a bnnuy boi.

PoV: You wake up in Wennie's bedroom (02)

A front render of a t-posing inflated shark pooltoy suit, perfectly featureless and rounded out. A large valve is on its belly, and two large handles protrude from the backs of its thighs. The snout is a barely distinguishable shape on the front of the hood, and two almost perfectly round ears stick out atop, at the back and out to either side. The palms of its handpaws are rounded out, making grabbing things nearly impossible, and the footpaws are little more than rounded out blobs. There is no visible entrance -- or exit.

A more side-on view of the toysuit, showing off the rounded tail and translucent plastic of the handles.

A close-up headshot, with the trans rubber pride flag in the background, now my profile picture.

🔒 FORMLOCK!

You all know the drill, I'm sealed in this wonderful, squeaky sharktoy suit, currently for 1 month, 4 days, and 1 hour! You can add more time 😖💛

Like: +1 Hour
Repost: +1 Day
Reply: +3 Days
Art: +1 MONTH

Counting stops and the timer starts on the 1st of May!

>1 year is PERMANENT 😵‍💫♾️💛

Sexy edit~

HOLY MOLY YOU COOKED, great work!

A little something for @wanderer-bun.bsky.social 🧡🖤

"Game bad because doesn't cost more." Is that really the level of Capitalism that we're on rn? JFC, some people... As if 50 bucks isn't already an arm and a leg.