bro wtf did my plug give me 💔

ILL BLOW MY BRAINS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARE RN

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

that’s so disgusting i want to enclose him in a wet egg if his own

also that was pearls fault the fucking robots marinas firstborn

UM MAYBE TELL THEM BYE

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT DAMN. CAN'T GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD??? JEEZ. YOU PEOPLE PRESS WAY TOO MUCH.

that's not important, lil guy.

WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME. TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING. TO GET TURKEY. OFF THE MENU.

this is a threat

yeah dude ik marinas like your emotional ex-shituationship forbidden Yuri one sided love but like.

idc.

yeah we're gonna kidnap oth tonight

they already had me decked for running over those kids so

The ocean will mess up and cause another great flood

so the internalized pressure system i invented All ON MY OWN was part of this plan I had to set up giant underground speakers all over Inkopolis that plays a systemic tone that immediately makes you shit yourself and then I'm sending a nuclear weapon to destroy the moon so the tides of

WE'RE TAKING OVER INKOPOLIS NEWS. WE HAVE A VERY EVIL PLAN. FUCK YOU GUYS.

I HAVE Decided to remix the Earth

warabi wants fried mozzarella

sucks to be that guy huh

warabi wants fried mozzarella

squid house security goes skiing in the porta potties

squid house is not a good music festival and I will not be attending because last year I got pummeled by a beach ball and it took security 8 minutes to find someone who could pick me up because I didn’t wanna get up by myself

just got cucked by Ben and Jerry's ice cream

DADDYS HOME 🙏🔥♥️♥️

weed 4 squidmas

Your misfortune is humorous.

temporary pin 📌

IF YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE ME YOU CAN GET ON SOMEWHERE U CAN REPLICATE BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE THE ORIGINAL