Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

It's actually acceptable and even preferable to tilt the playing field against evil people. Also lol at this Code Of Honor against the fascists, who I'm sure will be very impressed as they promptly continue breaking all your imaginary rules to win at any cost.

A stove ad with the enraged form of Eye of Cthulhu from Terraria superimposed on top of it.

Ok. Who dealt half his health? Come on. Own up to it.

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

First saw this story over on Threads, and people really, really, really did not like anyone correcting misinformation about their misreading of the story. We seem to be moving to some sort of post-reality where people just want fake stories that reinforce their beliefs.

snopesdotcom • 5d & Threads CNN reported the findings of a months-long investigation into a website and chat group teaching men how to drug and sexually assault their wives and partners. However, posts inaccurately claimed that the news outlet said 62 million men "attended" what they called the "online rape academy."

• 5d • & Golly gee thanks, Snopes! That was definitely the most important part of the whole situation, wow where would we be without you???? Maybe focus on the women being drugged and raped and NOT on how some people mispoke about views vs visitors because they were blinded by rage and disgust. Way to give asshats an excuse to keep minimizing this awful shit 0220 1 з > 1

15d Phew. It was only 20000 videos with 50000 or less views each. Faith in humanity restored. eg 13 2 Show replies d Why is this news now??? We heard about this in Canada a year ago! We saw the husband on trial and get sentenced. We saw at least another 100 men in France and the EU being arrested. PLEASE ASK YOUR NEWS AGENCIES TO CATCH UP TO THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!! ↓ 1 Show replies 0 4d You're splitting hairs with this?? Really?? '43 3 Show replies Yeah.. But 20,000+ videos under eyeckeck amd passed out is what needs to be focused on. These are potentially very real crimes and victims just out there on the open web in a site under searchable tabs that failed age verification this year. 9 ▶

We don't give a fuck about "uh ackshully is was 62 million views." WE FUCKING KNOW! It's a RAPE ACADEMY. Fuck your parsing. Q4 Show replies : 5d SNOPES! No! 0 7 " > 5d Stoppppppppppppp Show replies .ai 5dl The issue isn't the number of users. 1000 or 62m, the issue is that There's a grape academy Committed by men againat their partners, men who presumably were trusted by their partners. Those are the inportant facts, not the number of men. Any number above zero is unacceptable. Anyone mad about the number being misunderstood, mis-reported has failed to comprehend what is really important in this

Like look at this reply section to a Snopes post correcting the misread of the piece. It's just people putting their fingers in their ears and screaming that facts don't matter. It's insane. www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...

There's a grape academy

Side note: people really need to stop it with the algospeak. I cannot take you seriously if you refer to rape as "grape" in some quest to avoid something something "the algorithm."

I have a weird thing (that I think is probably related to my autism, tbh) when it comes to seeing misinformation that I have an intense urge to correct it. Even dumb stuff. Pointless stuff. I can't really help it. Lately, I've been finding more and more public resistance to this. People double down.

It's scary when people ignore facts that cater to their wish to have More Monsters, All the Monsters, regardless if they're on the right/left of the political spectrum, because it's indicative of their ability to be manipulated by emotional issues that require the MOST focus on facts.

Freaky cats

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I'm just imagining Porky going "D-D-D-Daffy! YOUR N-N-N-NAME IS IN THE ACME F-FILES?!"

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it horts so bad

Infowars logo but gay frogged

God bless

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Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

This power is what all true friends strive for

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

This level is bullshit

A walkway across a pond in an urban park. The walkway is metal planks arranged in irregular rectangular shapes zig zagging back and forth and there's no railings or anything

You know my ass be falling in every time

The thing about the photo of the IDF soldier beheading a statue of Jesus in south Lebanon is that the Israeli military has an effectively near 0% conviction rate for its soldiers and so this will just keep happening over and over and over and over. This is simply what unlimited impunity breeds.

The thing I find funniest about all this is how the closest Dems got to crushing the GOP last election was Walz saying that Republicans are weird and then the political consultant class went ahead and muzzled him

Newsom isn't gonna "crush" anything. Deeply unserious

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

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