Good!

Funny if true.

mmm little blue pills NOMNOMNOM

being trans is such a beautiful thing. to take something you feel trapped in from birth (gender) and to turn it into something you can feel love and comfort in...its truly a blessing!

*summons the hand of god and picks you up and drops you in the fynbos of the western cape*

Didn’t know Black Mesa hired fox people.

I just want healthcare, man...

Cis people will act like this about gendered stuff, and then say trans people are obsessed and weird lol

batman pope

Dudes rock.

So when can we expect the wonks to tell us about “how good the fundamentals are” and how this is really a vibecession?

☹️

Gee, Big Iron sure is a catchy tune! I wonder what other songs this Marty Robbins fellow made?

I should get a collar.

Boo fucking hoo.

this is technically a dead baby joke

Tired of fucked up pervert politicians. We need silly pervert politicians.

Isn’t that the human pet guy?

Can't trust liberals on China, tbh.

if you see it, do it

Nickname: not being referred to with a name at all
Pronouns: it/its
Height: 5'11"
Smoke: sometimes cannabis
Piercings: septum, and two on each ear
Color: magenta
Tattoos: none
Fav 🍸 drink: bourbon
Fav 🥤 drink: seltzer water
Fav Food: whatever i cook
Fav Animal: cats, bears

I wish i had cat ears and that people would pet me.

the first hangover mustve sucked tho

I would vote for the Devil, but only because they’re hot. Also, they might be able to drag Newsom and Vance down to the cthonic depths when the election is won.

Who gives a shit.

She 9 on my 11 until our towers fall 😩

Yaoibunga it is.

A spiraly dollop of garish whipped cheese, alongside a spread of crackers lightly seasoned with salt and so delicate the flaked when touched. A draught of sassafras root sat next to it, chill and beaded with condensation.

Living my life like I’m in Westeros by vividly describing what I’m going to eat later to whoever I’m talking to.

OD’d on moral relativism and crushed a baby with my bear hands jn.

Don’t worry, I had a complicated reason for it. If you don’t understand, I **WILL** think less of you.